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Posted on Friday, October 30 @ 15:44:01 Eastern by Blake_Morse

It's the day before All Hallow's Eve and Duke didn't even have the decency to wear a costume into work today. Nope, he just showed up in his regular old pirate outfit, just like every other day.

Last weeks Haiku winner is Oneshotstop. PM me your mailing address and we'll ship you off your copy of IL-2.

This week we're giving away a very fancy Fairytale Fights prize pack. It's got a pretty poster for your wall, some over-sized playing cards (but not a full deck, because no one here is playing with one), and some lovely and delicious sugar cookies. Oh yeah, it also comes with a copy of the game for the XBox 360. All in a cute little bedtime story book-looking box.

Leave us a haiku about your Halloween costume or maybe about how hot you think Duke looks in his civilian clothes. Whatever floats your boat.


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petrucci
petrucci
Joined: Aug 9, 2006
Posted: Oct 30th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Duke be a pirate
Duke's pirate eyes be twinkling
Duke be Santa Clause.
De-Ting
De-Ting
Joined: Nov 11, 2006
Posted: Oct 30th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
I don't know how, but
I tried to be a turtle
and now I'm Igor.
DH_Ninja
DH_Ninja
Joined: May 26, 2006
Posted: Oct 30th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Bang Bang Screech Scratch Scrape
Pyramid Head came to rape.
I stole his helmet.
LawnGnome
LawnGnome
Joined: Apr 25, 2007
Posted: Oct 30th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Avast, ye gamers!
Set sails for GR or face
Me plastic flintlock!
De-Ting
De-Ting
Joined: Nov 11, 2006
Posted: Oct 30th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Pardon me, sir, but
is that a fist in Duke's beard?
Chuck Norris pirate?
UghRochester
UghRochester
Joined: Jun 5, 2006
Posted: Oct 31st, 2009 at 12:35 am
I thought Duke would be
A pirate with that beard. I
Be a new jedi!
hanz007
hanz007
Joined: Dec 10, 2005
Posted: Oct 31st, 2009 at 5:03 am
looking pretty swag!
oh where are your buccaneers?
there under your hat!!
Squiggy
Squiggy
Joined: Nov 10, 2005
Posted: Oct 31st, 2009 at 5:21 am
Halloween costumes
It is best when you wear them
During Christmas time.
Peanutkiller
Peanutkiller
Joined: Oct 20, 2008
Posted: Oct 31st, 2009 at 7:10 am
no halloween here
no fun in the Netherlands
someone hug me please
LinksOcarina
LinksOcarina
Joined: Nov 9, 2005
Posted: Oct 31st, 2009 at 8:22 am
A pirates life for
me, the life I wish to be
on this halloween
Trippysmurf
Trippysmurf
Joined: May 19, 2008
Posted: Oct 31st, 2009 at 11:29 am
Get to your carriage!
There is nay a barn safe from.
The Zombie Amish!
jatlovesjc
jatlovesjc
Joined: Jan 24, 2007
Posted: Oct 31st, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Million fine women
Don't bring lasagna to work
Most just cheat on you

UpAndAtThem
UpAndAtThem
Joined: Mar 12, 2009
Posted: Oct 31st, 2009 at 2:05 pm
When you're a zombie
You can stretch the word brains to
Bra-aaa-aaa-aaa-ains!
oneshotstop
oneshotstop
Joined: Sep 5, 2008
Posted: Nov 1st, 2009 at 6:52 am
I am very glad
I won a really cool prize
for my misery
NoFundamentalist
NoFundamentalist
Joined: Aug 2, 2007
Posted: Nov 1st, 2009 at 1:59 pm
I went partying
Dressed like Hunter S. Thompson
Ended up on floor
Bretimus_v2
Bretimus_v2
Joined: Jan 29, 2009
Posted: Nov 1st, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Some Vitamin C
Is all a pirate will need
To cure their scurvy
Bretimus_v2
Bretimus_v2
Joined: Jan 29, 2009
Posted: Nov 1st, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Also, that is an amazing costume, Duke. The tankard is the best part.
alpine
alpine
Joined: Oct 3, 2007
Posted: Nov 1st, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Avast scaliwag,
Plunderable be yer loot.
Ship booty this way.

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