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Posted on Friday, November 13 @ 18:37:08 Eastern by Blake_Morse

We recorded a more beer fueled than usual podcast today, so I'm a bit peckish, which I'm sure doesn't surprise any of you by this point. But I do recommend you check out this week's episode at the very least for my booze inspired Christopher Walken doing a symposium on Elf sex impression.

Anywho, happy Friday y'all! I'm sure a lot of you are planning on spending most of your weekend indoors with your shiny new copy Modern Warfare 2, blowing up unarmed airport patrons and what not, so I won't waste too much of your time here.

Last weeks Haiku Friday winner is UpAndAtThem. PM me with your mailing details and we'll get this super new N64 game out to you.

This week we're giving away a copy of Runic Games latest RPG, Torchlight. If you've never heard of it think Diablo with more color and variety.

If you want the game, just leave the best haiku in the comments section below and I'll pick a winner next Friday. Until then please enjoy this video of an insanely badass knife kill in MW2.

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COMMENTS
Duke_Ferris
Duke_Ferris
Joined: Apr 1, 1996
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Well, that was mostly English. So considering your state when I last saw you: Well done sir!
jatlovesjc
jatlovesjc
Joined: Jan 24, 2007
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
The demo is great
The full Version is better
May I have it please?
sl33pythyme
sl33pythyme
Joined: Apr 18, 2009
Posted: Nov 13th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
haikus are super
hey weird that rhymes with pooper
thus, half assed haiku
De-Ting
De-Ting
Joined: Nov 11, 2006
Posted: Nov 14th, 2009 at 12:09 am
Now, two times the haiku you are used too:
I know what you're thinking; did I fire seven shots or six?
To tell you the truth, I forgot myself.

See what I did there?
10, 14, 10 syllables.
Do the math, Sherlock.

Oh, and "one more thing."
Could we have limerick Friday?
Like next week, maybe?
UghRochester
UghRochester
Joined: Jun 5, 2006
Posted: Nov 14th, 2009 at 12:15 am
Friday was bad for
Me, I got caught for under
Age drinking, poor me.
Tyrranis
Tyrranis
Joined: Nov 10, 2005
Posted: Nov 14th, 2009 at 3:54 am
Modern Warfare 2?
Nah, I got a different game.
Just bought Borderlands
Squiggy
Squiggy
Joined: Nov 10, 2005
Posted: Nov 14th, 2009 at 5:07 am
Leet knife-throwing skills
Friends will say "it went all like
Whoosh-whoosh-whoosh *thuk* dead."
UpAndAtThem
UpAndAtThem
Joined: Mar 12, 2009
Posted: Nov 14th, 2009 at 8:27 am
In modern warfare
Thrown knives are deadlier than
Bullets, what the f**k?
LinksOcarina
LinksOcarina
Joined: Nov 9, 2005
Posted: Nov 14th, 2009 at 10:48 am
Luck is wonderful
to have when fighting online
against the newbies.

Masterwabbit
Joined: Mar 15, 2009
Posted: Nov 14th, 2009 at 11:46 am
Modern Warfare 2:
Ninjas on the Battlefield.
Go get 'em, Soldier.

Wolvaroo
Joined: Sep 11, 2006
Posted: Nov 14th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
To descend deeper.
Slay evil and gather loot.
Retrieve the Ember.
HotGroin
HotGroin
Joined: Jul 16, 2009
Posted: Nov 14th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
I need a new game,
because I quit WoW and now
Life is much better.
UghRochester
UghRochester
Joined: Jun 5, 2006
Posted: Nov 15th, 2009 at 12:00 am
New haiku, lucky
throw. It was amazing, but
It was only chance.

sliverstorm
Joined: Jun 23, 2007
Posted: Nov 15th, 2009 at 6:09 am
My pet: cat or dog?
"Pouch Pooch" for a Torchlight pup
A cat? "Kitsch Kitten"
hanz007
hanz007
Joined: Dec 10, 2005
Posted: Nov 15th, 2009 at 7:44 am
Day of defeat ruled.
Shovel was the best ever.
Spoon to the head rocked!
Garthok
Garthok
Joined: Jul 11, 2008
Posted: Nov 15th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Downloading from Steam.
Modern Warfare 2 is mine!
Am newb, halpz me plz.
StandardStache
StandardStache
Joined: Nov 29, 2007
Posted: Nov 15th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
I care not to win.
I will purcahse anyway.
I shall dual wield wands.
Starshadow
Starshadow
Joined: Jul 7, 2006
Posted: Nov 15th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Torchlight looks like fun,
but another game has me:
Dragon Age: Origins.
Yoshi
Yoshi
Joined: Nov 10, 2005
Posted: Nov 16th, 2009 at 1:20 am
This is what happens
when Chuck Norris decides to
toy with all the geeks.
Bretimus_v2
Bretimus_v2
Joined: Jan 29, 2009
Posted: Nov 16th, 2009 at 7:51 am
Just got Forza 2, wanted to once again say: thank you, GR & thank you, Blake for running the ol' Haiku Friday.

Ya know, war has changed
Instead of grenade spanmmers
+2 Seeking Daggers
Bretimus_v2
Bretimus_v2
Joined: Jan 29, 2009
Posted: Nov 16th, 2009 at 7:53 am
Disregard earlier haiku

Ya know, war has changed
Instead of grenade spammers
+2 Seeking Knives
UglykitteN
UglykitteN
Joined: Mar 30, 2006
Posted: Nov 16th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
I need a job, Duke.
I can drink beer and write good.
I would fit right in.

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