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Posted on Monday, November 16 @ 19:59:03 Eastern by Duke_Ferris

 Alright, this is one for all the teenaged readers out there. Hell, I probably acted this lame once or twice when I was a teen (maybe). However, today, my advice to you is to always step back, take a couple deep breaths, and turn the webcam off.
 
 

 
Props to Chris Kramer over at Capcom for finding this one.
 
 
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HotGroin
HotGroin
Joined: Jul 16, 2009
Posted: Nov 16th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Ah, Nerdrage.
De-Ting
De-Ting
Joined: Nov 11, 2006
Posted: Nov 16th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Looks like a druggie.

Hey, where's drunkie? These two should hang out.
mooseodeath
mooseodeath
Joined: Jul 26, 2006
Posted: Nov 16th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
i think your all ignoring a very important message here. he hates the game. we should all be so grateful for his insightful review. i mean he spent 17 and a half hours playing it and he hates it, i think i spent about 80 hours on dragon age before getting pissed off at the "difficulty " of easy.hang on going off track.

i got through about a minute before deciding his accent was infuriating, and i'm australian, the punching a wall thing is pants on head retarded.

and dragonage isn't dificult, it's simply unbalanced. i have no idea how there could ever be an easy setting for a game that puts you in 20-4 odds and still claims to be about tactics. THAT's a game i'd nerdrage quit. so i did. i'll never see the ending.
PsychoSavager
PsychoSavager
Joined: Mar 24, 2007
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 at 12:03 am
This guy needs help.
mooseodeath
mooseodeath
Joined: Jul 26, 2006
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 at 3:03 am
oddly enough. acting like a skirt and punching a defenceless wall has left him with a fairly decent injury as long as he omits HOW it happened. if he can string enough words together along the lines of got into a fight with xyz, he may still have a chance at redemption in the eye's of his peers.

if he so much as hints that he punched on with a wall, after getting pissed off at a video game, he's going to have to start taking better care of at least one of those hands.
UpAndAtThem
UpAndAtThem
Joined: Mar 12, 2009
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 at 4:22 am
De-Ting said he looks like a druggie. I think we're looking at a very extreme case of video game addiction. All addictions look similar when they're that bad.

He seems to almost reach a revelation, the "hitting rock bottom" point, when he's talking about how he doesn't care that he's covered in milk, and bleeding on the walls. Then he backtracks and suddenly everything's the game's fault for not being good enough.

This guy needs help, he's an addict.
usaglory
usaglory
Joined: Mar 14, 2009
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 at 6:59 am
In all my years I've never seen a wall lose a fist fight. Sad thing is, his parents will probably end up sueing Activision for physical injuries and emotional distress caused on their "poor little angel". Good thing GR just gave this game a spanking A-. No judge in the world is ever gonna believe this game is bad after that!
DBucks8
DBucks8
Joined: Nov 29, 2005
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 at 7:18 am
Why did i watch this?! i dont care what some teen thinks about a game im not gonna buy!
mrallamericanboy
mrallamericanboy
Joined: Jun 19, 2006
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 at 9:25 am
i'm reasonably certain my little sister can punch harder than that ***. what'd it take, 6 or 7 swings to scuff the skin on his knuckles?? plus he was crying while he was punching, wow.
KoalaRainbowPoop
KoalaRainbowPoop
Joined: Feb 27, 2009
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 at 10:33 am
just a case of extreme stupidity mixed with attention seeking. also chances are that the idiot kept getting owned when he thought he was a mac daddy on mw2. poor bruised lil ego.
Shadowcanter
Shadowcanter
Joined: Feb 22, 2006
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 at 10:58 am
bof 'ands
Completely_Lost
Completely_Lost
Joined: Mar 14, 2007
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 at 11:33 am
That is a very, very sad child. Yes I have gotten a lil miffed at a game, but never to the point of crying about it. I agree with UpandAtThem, this dude is an addict.
Mobius_Sean
Mobius_Sean
Joined: Sep 18, 2006
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
I will admit the level in Rio had my blood pressure go up a few points, but Christo Redentor!
While I did enjoy it, I am kind of pissed at MYSELF for not waiting til today to drop $65. Assassin's Creed II, how much longer must I wait? Broak Collage Sutdint Needz Moar Munnies!!!! RAWRARARSRSAARRGH! ::punches wall::

Zotman
Joined: Oct 28, 2005
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
This kid and the "leave Britney alone", kid should have a slap fight for the title "Most Pathetic to put a Video on the Web" award.
Melaisis
Melaisis
Joined: Jan 2, 2008
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
The way he says 'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2' makes it sound suspiciously like a viral marketing attempt.

aidan
Joined: Aug 29, 2006
Posted: Nov 18th, 2009 at 7:29 am
If you're going to punch a wall, you should at least hurt the wall more than you hurt yourself. Why not just throw the controller like a good little geek and get over it?

Voxen
Joined: Aug 7, 2006
Posted: Nov 18th, 2009 at 7:43 am
Either that kid has some seriously hardcore drywall, or he needs to put down the controller and work on his biceps a little.
Mobius_Sean
Mobius_Sean
Joined: Sep 18, 2006
Posted: Nov 18th, 2009 at 3:39 pm
If this is a viral marketing campaign, I'm going to punch a wall!


. With an ad exec's face!
napsterxxl
napsterxxl
Joined: Mar 21, 2006
Posted: Nov 18th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Wall 1 - British Emo Nerd 0.
Theblowfish
Theblowfish
Joined: Dec 14, 2006
Posted: Nov 19th, 2009 at 5:02 am
He's a Brummie.

Poor Bugger! He's got life bad enough!
napsterxxl
napsterxxl
Joined: Mar 21, 2006
Posted: Nov 19th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Someone threw a paddy.
KevinS
KevinS
Joined: Dec 2, 2008
Posted: Nov 21st, 2009 at 9:31 pm
At least he didn't try to rape himself with the remote like the one YouTube kiddie with the mom that canceled his WoW subscription. THAT was true nerd rage.
Briggsred
Briggsred
Joined: Feb 12, 2008
Posted: Nov 22nd, 2009 at 10:54 am
*Mouth Breath* * Mouth Breath* I'm so F***in' upset.



*Mouth Breath*

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