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Posted on Tuesday, November 17 @ 17:16:54 Eastern by Duke_Ferris

When I got the very official looking press release for Mass: We Pray, I immediately checked to make sure the date wasn't April 1st.

Over at their website they have this trailer, some pictures and screenshots and no indication that this is a joke. My guess, however, is that this is satire, or political commentary, or some such, and not a real product.
 
 

 

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hanz007
hanz007
Joined: Dec 10, 2005
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Now all I'll need is a bag of cheese flavored hostioos.
sl33pythyme
sl33pythyme
Joined: Apr 18, 2009
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
my favorite mini game was the Incense swinging
usaglory
usaglory
Joined: Mar 14, 2009
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
God damn it! Why must the 7 Sacraments and Holy Rituals be an expansion pack, why the crap can't they just include the god damn thing on the disc to begin with! Anyway, if this does come out I'm hoping for a sequel to the greatest review EVER! I'm referring to Duke Ferris's very own review of Left Behind: Eternal Forces for PC. If you haven't checked that one out, do so now. PLEASE Duke could you do a sequel to that review, it was truly inspiring, for starters it made me realize I wasn't the only one wearing one of them lightning rod hats.
Trippysmurf
Trippysmurf
Joined: May 19, 2008
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
As a heathen: what is genuflecting?
Eyebrowsbv31
Eyebrowsbv31
Joined: Nov 24, 2005
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
^
De-Ting
De-Ting
Joined: Nov 11, 2006
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Wii Prey, please.

WingRider
Joined: Jan 17, 2007
Posted: Nov 17th, 2009 at 11:42 pm
That a kind of pedophile game, De-Ting?
De-Ting
De-Ting
Joined: Nov 11, 2006
Posted: Nov 18th, 2009 at 1:17 am
No it's the kind of game where you eat people.
mooseodeath
mooseodeath
Joined: Jul 26, 2006
Posted: Nov 18th, 2009 at 3:05 am
i don't see the point to religion, even if they're right and you DO need to follow their stupid rules to get into heaventhe kind of people getting in aren't the sort of people i would want to spend eternity with. the alternative at least would be interesting
mooseodeath
mooseodeath
Joined: Jul 26, 2006
Posted: Nov 18th, 2009 at 3:07 am
i don't see the point to religion, even if they're right and you DO need to follow their stupid rules to get into heaventhe kind of people getting in aren't the sort of people i would want to spend eternity with. the alternative at least would be interesting
UpAndAtThem
UpAndAtThem
Joined: Mar 12, 2009
Posted: Nov 18th, 2009 at 3:16 am
Answer to Tippysmurf:
Genuflecting is a quick going down on one knee motion while doing a sign-of-the-cross. You're supposed to do it when entering the pew at the start of mass, leaving the pew at the end, or passing in front of the tabernacle. To further clarify, a pew is a bench, and a tabernacle is a fancy box where they keep the fancy cup and Jesus crackers when not in use (it's also a really bad swear word in Quebec French, but not in European French).

Sjvan0
Joined: Jun 16, 2006
Posted: Nov 18th, 2009 at 5:06 am
The ESRB disclaimer makes it look fairly genuine, but the "Grace points to unlock the Holy Mysteries." thing makes me think its fake.

Lars
Joined: Oct 28, 2005
Posted: Nov 18th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
This cant be real. The trailer just seems so fake

Kakulukia
Joined: Nov 10, 2005
Posted: Nov 19th, 2009 at 10:43 am
Tabernacle is not a swear word, tabarnak is! :P
napsterxxl
napsterxxl
Joined: Mar 21, 2006
Posted: Nov 19th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
hmmm I believe this game would be a sin against the first and second commandments:

1. You shall have no other gods before me.

2. You shall not make for yourself any carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them.

I'll see those guys in hell, where I'll be having martinis with Ozzy Osbourne and Rob Zombie while taking a relaxing bath in a boiling oil accompanied by several sexy succubi, hell-bent on draining my soul dry.through sex.
LinksOcarina
LinksOcarina
Joined: Nov 9, 2005
Posted: Nov 19th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
The graphics suck horribly.
StandardStache
StandardStache
Joined: Nov 29, 2007
Posted: Nov 19th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
This has to be satire. As a Christian, I can safely say that I have absolutely no desire to play a game that is representative of the Bible or my people. Not to mention I find the first line quite offensive. Also, napsterxxl is right. Popping in a disc and kneeling for points is far from worship. I suppose Prayer Works can be filed in that special region of Hell where Wisdom Tree is located.

Venom713
Joined: Jan 11, 2009
Posted: Nov 20th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
This is part of the viral marketing for Dante's Inferno. Click on the pre-order button and you will see.
KevinS
KevinS
Joined: Dec 2, 2008
Posted: Nov 21st, 2009 at 9:25 pm
I can't imagine it's real. However, as a practicing heathen, I still kinda want one. Even if just for the "WTF" factor.

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