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Warhammer 40k Haiku Friday Winner: Part Deux

Posted on Monday, September 19 @ 19:09:11 Eastern by Josh_Laddin
The second Warhammer 40k: Space Marine contest has come to a close, with Squiggy earning the free game honor this week! You made us smile all nostalgically with some classic Warcraft II and III peon quotes, which I never dreamed could fit so perfectly into haiku form.



Honorable mention also goes to CaptainPicard, who came in a very close second and may even have won had your username been the more appropriate-for-banging-green-women CaptainKirk.



Send me a PM with your full name and address to get your 360 copy of Space Marine, Squiggy. And a reminder: I still haven't received a PM from IceBladers for last week's Haiku Fridays. You've got a few more days before a new winner is picked, so hurry up!
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  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Sep 20th, 2011 at 12:20 am
    Congratulations Squiggy! CaptainPicard better luck next time.
  • Squiggy
    Squiggy

    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Sep 20th, 2011 at 3:08 am
    Woo! To follow up, I'm going to record myself doing that peon impression I mentioned.

    CaptainPicard, if it's any consolation to you, imagine reading your haiku with the deep, Shakespearean voice of Patrick Stewart. It amuses me to no end. Also try Sean Connery, Christopher Lee, and Deckard Cain from Diablo, for extra laughs.
  • CaptainPicard
    CaptainPicard

    Joined: Sep 2010
    Posted: Sep 21st, 2011 at 2:09 am
    lol i just did it in the picard voice and , yeah that comes out great lol
  • CaptainPicard
    CaptainPicard

    Joined: Sep 2010
    Posted: Sep 21st, 2011 at 2:07 am
    lmao, thx for the mention. I figured for sure i had that one in the bag :P

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