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White People Don't Scratch Discs?

Posted on Monday, October 3 @ 12:35:34 Eastern by



Apparently, according to this Canadian poster in Mississauga is selling this perfectly vanilla copy of Super Mario Galaxy. Oh, boy. Only $23.00? I'm sure' I'll...



Wait... he's selling a Wii game... to buy a new Wii? Doesn't that defeat the purpose? Well, at least it has no scratc.... oh, that little...

"Sorry, I only like rice crackers. I'm an Asian person."
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  • OdiousLupous
    OdiousLupous - Joined: Jul 14, 2011
    As a half white person this may uncover the reason why my discs are only half scratched.
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    Posted: Oct 3rd, 2011 at 1:30 pm
  • Yossarian29
    Yossarian29 - Joined: Jul 17, 2008
    Maybe he wrote it to assuage the fears of the public. Those white persons have to be pretty outnumbered up their in Mississauga, ON...
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    Posted: Oct 3rd, 2011 at 1:54 pm
  • 213EDD
    213EDD - Joined: Sep 7, 2007
    Typical asians playing wii still.
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    Posted: Oct 3rd, 2011 at 2:00 pm
  • TurinAlexander
    TurinAlexander - Joined: Sep 29, 2006
    Well, I've never scratched any of my discs. That goes for music, movies, and games. I'm also white. Coincidence?
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    Posted: Oct 3rd, 2011 at 4:24 pm
  • Lethean
    Lethean - Joined: Jan 27, 2001
    The majority of my discs are scratch free. My wife, who is Mexican-American, has numerous scratched CDs she leaves lying around. Coincidence? Probably. Yeah.
    0 2Like or Dislike?
    Posted: Oct 3rd, 2011 at 6:45 pm
  • usaglory
    usaglory - Joined: Mar 14, 2009
    Nominated to TPS.
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    Posted: Oct 4th, 2011 at 5:32 am
  • Longo_2_guns
    Longo_2_guns - Joined: Jun 30, 2003
    I leave my discs out on a giant circle thing and they still don't scratch. Because I'm white and my good credit keeps it safe.
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    Posted: Oct 3rd, 2011 at 7:22 pm
  • drathbone
    drathbone - Joined: May 19, 2011
    I have 2 discs that are scratched. My original oblivion disc, which happened 2 days after I bought it and I returned it saying it didn't work properly, they didn't have another copy so gave me collectors edition (sweet!). Then my stupid buddy picked up his 360 while borrowing blackops and gave it the dreaded circle scratch.
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    Posted: Oct 3rd, 2011 at 7:42 pm
  • Sammo
    Sammo - Joined: Oct 28, 2005
    I don't get the rice crackers thing at the end. Is Nick saying he prefers rice crackers to mario galaxy? Is he saying that he won't buy the game from this white "cracker" because he's not made of rice? Am I, as a white person, a "wheat cracker?"
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    Posted: Oct 3rd, 2011 at 8:39 pm
  • Mcers
    Mcers - Joined: Mar 25, 2009
    hmm i live near Mississauga and i don't believe white people live there...
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    Posted: Oct 3rd, 2011 at 11:35 pm
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg - Joined: Jun 22, 2011
    ^ I am offended by this obviously racist group of people.
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    Posted: Oct 4th, 2011 at 12:14 am
  • LawnGnome
    LawnGnome - Joined: Apr 25, 2007
    Anyone who says on the internet "I'm a white person" is lying. Knowing Canada, he's probably either an Eskimo or a sentient beaver.
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    Posted: Oct 4th, 2011 at 1:07 pm
  • warmaster670
    warmaster670 - Joined: Jun 15, 2007
    Those were supposed to be secret...
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    Posted: Oct 4th, 2011 at 4:51 pm
  • UpAndAtThem
    UpAndAtThem - Joined: Mar 12, 2009
    Everyone knows that white people buy Wii games at a special white-people-only store. They are made of synthetic diamond, instead of plastic, and thus are un-scratchable.
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    Posted: Oct 4th, 2011 at 1:29 pm

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