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DAILY MANIFESTO

White People Don't Scratch Discs?

Posted on Monday, October 3 @ 12:35:34 Eastern by Nicholas Tan

Apparently, according to this Canadian poster in Mississauga is selling this perfectly vanilla copy of Super Mario Galaxy. Oh, boy. Only $23.00? I'm sure' I'll...

Wait... he's selling a Wii game... to buy a new Wii? Doesn't that defeat the purpose? Well, at least it has no scratc.... oh, that little...

"Sorry, I only like rice crackers. I'm an Asian person."

Related Games: Super Mario Galaxy

Tags: Goodies

Comments

OdiousLupous
Joined: Jul 2011

Posted: Oct 3rd, 2011 at 1:30 pm
As a half white person this may uncover the reason why my discs are only half scratched.

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Yossarian29
Joined: Jul 2008

Posted: Oct 3rd, 2011 at 1:54 pm
Maybe he wrote it to assuage the fears of the public. Those white persons have to be pretty outnumbered up their in Mississauga, ON...

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213EDD
Joined: Sep 2007

Posted: Oct 3rd, 2011 at 2:00 pm
Typical asians playing wii still.

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TurinAlexander
Joined: Sep 2006

Posted: Oct 3rd, 2011 at 4:24 pm
Well, I've never scratched any of my discs. That goes for music, movies, and games. I'm also white. Coincidence?

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Lethean
Joined: Jan 2001

Posted: Oct 3rd, 2011 at 6:45 pm
The majority of my discs are scratch free. My wife, who is Mexican-American, has numerous scratched CDs she leaves lying around. Coincidence? Probably. Yeah.

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usaglory
Joined: Mar 2009

Posted: Oct 4th, 2011 at 5:32 am
Nominated to TPS.

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Longo_2_guns
Joined: Jun 2003

Posted: Oct 3rd, 2011 at 7:22 pm
I leave my discs out on a giant circle thing and they still don't scratch. Because I'm white and my good credit keeps it safe.

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drathbone
Joined: May 2011

Posted: Oct 3rd, 2011 at 7:42 pm
I have 2 discs that are scratched. My original oblivion disc, which happened 2 days after I bought it and I returned it saying it didn't work properly, they didn't have another copy so gave me collectors edition (sweet!). Then my stupid buddy picked up his 360 while borrowing blackops and gave it the dreaded circle scratch.

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Sammo
Joined: Oct 2005

Posted: Oct 3rd, 2011 at 8:39 pm
I don't get the rice crackers thing at the end. Is Nick saying he prefers rice crackers to mario galaxy? Is he saying that he won't buy the game from this white "cracker" because he's not made of rice? Am I, as a white person, a "wheat cracker?"

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Mcers
Joined: Mar 2009

Posted: Oct 3rd, 2011 at 11:35 pm
hmm i live near Mississauga and i don't believe white people live there...

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tinymhg
Joined: Jun 2011

Posted: Oct 4th, 2011 at 12:14 am
^ I am offended by this obviously racist group of people.

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LawnGnome
Joined: Apr 2007

Posted: Oct 4th, 2011 at 1:07 pm
Anyone who says on the internet "I'm a white person" is lying. Knowing Canada, he's probably either an Eskimo or a sentient beaver.

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warmaster670
Joined: Jun 2007

Posted: Oct 4th, 2011 at 4:51 pm
Those were supposed to be secret...

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UpAndAtThem
Joined: Mar 2009

Posted: Oct 4th, 2011 at 1:29 pm
Everyone knows that white people buy Wii games at a special white-people-only store. They are made of synthetic diamond, instead of plastic, and thus are un-scratchable.

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