Wii Fit Fall ==> Sex Addict?
Posted on Thursday, April 15 @ 17:27:49 PST by Nicholas TanAnd falling from a Tony Hawk Ride skateboard makes you celibate.
24-year-old catering worker "Randy" Amanda Flowers claims, in the British The Daily Star (read: it's a tabloid), that she is now a sex addict due to falling off a Wii Fit balance board. A doctor calls it "persistent sexual arousal syndrome". Amanda calls it "ten sex sessions a day". I call it "being way too horny".
"It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body," Ms. Flowers exclaims. "Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm." Anything that vibrates - mobile phones, food processors, message chairs, lawnmowers, Xbox 360 controllers, naked dogs in winter - apparently turns her on.
"With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me."
Now to be fair, the doctor does say that her disorder comes from a damaged nerve... or a whole bunch of them.
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