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Wii Fit Fall ==> Sex Addict?

Posted on Thursday, April 15 @ 17:27:49 Eastern by

And falling from a Tony Hawk Ride skateboard makes you celibate.

24-year-old catering worker "Randy" Amanda Flowers claims, in the British The Daily Star (read: it's a tabloid), that she is now a sex addict due to falling off a Wii Fit balance board. A doctor calls it "persistent sexual arousal syndrome". Amanda calls it "ten sex sessions a day". I call it "being way too horny".

"It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body," Ms. Flowers exclaims. "Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm." Anything that vibrates - mobile phones, food processors, message chairs, lawnmowers, Xbox 360 controllers, naked dogs in winter - apparently turns her on.

"With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me."

Now to be fair, the doctor does say that her disorder comes from a damaged nerve... or a whole bunch of them.


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  • G_MAN_NOVEMBER
    G_MAN_NOVEMBER - Joined: Jan 18, 2007
    g-g-giggdy giggdy giggdy
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    Posted: Apr 16th, 2010 at 12:04 am
  • DBucks8
    DBucks8 - Joined: Nov 29, 2005
    G_MAN pretty much covered it.
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    Posted: Apr 16th, 2010 at 9:07 am
  • Ivory_Soul
    Ivory_Soul - Joined: Nov 15, 2005
    Now if this were a guy it suddenly wouldn't be ok.
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    Posted: Apr 17th, 2010 at 1:15 pm
  • madster111
    madster111 - Joined: Jun 4, 2006
    How is this possibly a bad thing?

    If we could somehow bottle this 'fall' into a tasteless liquid...
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    Posted: Apr 18th, 2010 at 4:29 am

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