Win This Signed Basketball In This Haik... Sorry, RAP Contest [Update 2]

Make em say unnnnghhhhhh
(unnnnghhhhhh)
Na na na na
(Na na na na)

I thumb up this, because he gots "balla" in da name!

Strong username to contest ratio

ok seriously this time...

You don't want to step to ballabert
With these Beats imma start a Balla concert
My crossover will teach you some respect
Maaannnn, you ain't even got a Kinect!

(If I had any street cred I think it just went out the window)

So its Friday and if my count is correct I had the most votes with 4. That being said, I did not mean to make a mockery of your rap off. Secondly, I do not own an xbox 360 let alone a Kinect. So if I were to win I would say pass my prize off to moretokes, he has my vote

When I'm playing nba baller beats you know I'm the hottest thing on the street. I go round after round bound to be best no more no less. You better start praying cause when I'm playing I'm the best ill put your skill to the test, put that SHIT to rest. When I'm done your heart will be in cardiac arrest. Today im dealing death, looks like your outta breath

When I'm playing nba baller beats you know I'm the hottest thing on the street. I go round after round bound to be best no more no less. You better start praying cause when I'm playing I'm the best ill put your skill to the test, you better put that SHIT to rest.

My rhyming has timing. My rhymes are slick, quick and makes them hater sick. You want me to go, Cause you know I'm going blow up. I dont care about the game, I'm just looking for fame, you already know my name, this will never be same again.

I love Rapping you don't need to count me

I slip slide my ride you know I glide, you know i got pride. Imma killer, blood spiller. Guess what your the grave filler.

If anyone wants a freestyle battle message me ... I'll call you with text plus

I'm the lyrical miracle spitting **** that's spiritual/
when MORETOKES come to mind so does the word 'terrible'/
raging with jealousy, coz you see me and you wanna be me/
but then you baller-beats-battle me, but son, you can't beat me, just believe me!/ ;p

P.S please don't call me,,

Your a joke, your rhymes are so broke, Imma leave you in smoke. If this was a race I'd be in first place, you know thats case. Your a fool , Imma ghoul, your still a tool and you know I'm cool. Your chick is on my DICK , do her long hard not quick, I making you sick cause your girl turning a trick on my Brick hard DICK

Wanna talk smack I'll get you wacked, I **** my glock back, and grab my nine, your death will be mine. So you better sit back and not whine cause im on my grind something thats hard for you to find. Fuck off and go lose your mind

White guy here rappin’ ‘bout Baller Beats.
Thought that was somethin’ you did between the sheets.
Don’t matter to me ‘cause I’m bad in both cases.
But I’ll keep on ballin’ in all y’all faces.

Lawn that was tough, bro.

UghRochester here trying to collect.
Baller Beats requires Kinect?
F*ck that, no need to rhyme
Songs nowadays skip to give it t-t-t-t-ttime

And you all know I already rap.
www.gamerevolution.com/manifesto/ughrochester-joins-​gr-staff-4955

I’m ****ing ****ed by ****ers like a ****** **** star
***** **** ****ing my *** like Skeletor
**** **** pounded; ****** ***ing those pleats
Still better than playing NBA Baller Beats.

I really hate rap,
As much as a short nap.
Here they call me Bras
If you don't like it then **** off I'll kick your ****ing ass when I find you walking down the street and then i'll **** your **** and hang it on my wall, mother****er.

I'm a talk smack while your girl wacks me off in front off the kinect/ up and down like a wii mote handle my balls like a pair of free throws/stick my tongue out like mj when I take it to the hole on that hoe/I crack headboards like shack did to backboards ask her why she's sore when I score/ go ahead get mad call her a whore ill take your Xbox you can take your ex back im a play baller beats next week

I pound that ball to the ground,
through my legs and around my back.
A flick of the wrist,
a dime, an alley oop slam.

Your girl knows I'm a baller, and that I wont call her.
She wants to suck my tip, I tell her not to spit.
I got 99 problems and your girlfriends one,
because I got the flows that turns nuns to hoes.

Oh Nick this was such a bad idea. . .

Totally disagree. This contest has produced a perfectly representative sample of modern rap. In fact, I'm beginning to wonder if we have some real, live multi-platinum stone-faced killers fronting as GR regulars in this thread, given how authentic some of these rhymes are.

"Fronting" is rap terminology for pretending. In case you weren't street enough to know.

Mother****er.

Aight yo!

Why would we want to recreate modern rap when modern rap is one of the most embarrassing sounds since you heard your parents having sex.

I just think it's awesome that the only requirement for the contest was 'rap lyrics', and yet half the entries were about profanity, sex, or some combination of the two.

I get the feeling that our views on modern rap are not all that dissimilar.

Rap rap rap-a-do this is my Baller Beats rap for you!
You grab a ball, you blast some beats
Now dribble that ball whilst on your feets
Rap rap rap-a-do that was my Baller Beats rap for you!

This rap made me go out and buy the game!

NBA Baller Beats, is on and off the courts and streets. Not Jamz but often sprawls the heat, with fire that gets you off your seat. So fat or small, big and tall. just call LaBron or Wade. Baller Beats is back again and everybodies gettin' laid!

Ill ball you up on any street replay my highlights to any beat cross over dribble past your feet it took seven days to find that your weak when you speak realize you can't beat the beast from the east this week or any other peace

Its Firday. Hopefully we hear soon. Oh man, I want to win this so bad.

Game don't grow on trees, sucka please,
It takes sweat and tears and paying years to hear the cheers,
You gotta sacrifice and pay the price, no codes, hacks or cheats,
It just takes two things: everything you got and NBA Baller Beats.

who won?

????

DId I miss the announcment of the winner?

Who won the Baller Beats and signed basketball?

Wow! You picked the RAP that insulted the game and didn't have any skillz involved. Really?!?!? If I would've known that all I had to do was put some symbols together and be a fan of He-man I would've won?!?!?! I thought this was a Baller Beats RAP not a He-Man rap. My 11 year old son is first in the world on the Baller Beats game on the hardest level and you awarded someone who insulted the game. I posting the rap that won on the Baller Beats site and see what they think.

You know what's real funny? Posting this comment AFTER you asked who won. And you posted it AFTER the article was updated. Therefore, I have no idea why you asked who won.

Look at my man Jordan 24
He's feeling plenty poor.
He tried getting Balla Beats for free
Didn't realise Jordan's number is 23.

No I posted it before. I don't know why it shows it that way. Look up and you'll see a double post.

Not that you will care, but my son's name is Jordan and he likes Kobe. He couldn't take you on the basketball court anyday. In fact, I think he broke a few adults' ankles last night when he was at the gym.

Thanks, don't care and glad he can't take me on.

Is that true about your son?

I don't trust people without avatars.

Yes....even the creator of Baller Beats sent him an autographed jersey for getting the high score on the highest level on all the hardest songs.

If you go to nbaballerbeats.com, go to Fan Zone, he is the featured video. That is my son!

Yeah, I don't care. You're a sore loser.

If you go to nbaballerbeats.com, go to Fan Zone, he is the featured video. That is my son!

Your son is honestly amazing--I watched his video after you posted here, and he will definitely appreciate this prize more than I ever would.

If you PM me your address, I will send the ball/game to you once it arrives at my house. You are an awesome parent for supporting your son the way that you do--the world needs more people like you!

Thank you so much. As his mother, I am so proud of him and how hard he works. Thank you so much for the kind words. I PM'd you.

Wow! You picked the RAP that insulted the game and didn't have any skillz involved. Really?!?!? If I would've known that all I had to do was put some symbols together and be a fan of He-man I would've won?!?!?! I thought this was a Baller Beats RAP not a He-Man rap. My 11 year old son is first in the world on the Baller Beats game on the hardest level and you awarded someone who insulted the game. I posting the rap that won on the Baller Beats site and see what they think.

No need to say the same damn thing a day later.

Applaud for silverstorm, may the ball be with you.

Congrats homey G! What's your rapper name? Mine's MC Apostrophe.

Damn!

I tired of being a loser. Congrats.

The editor is a loser! Did you even read the winning RAP?!?! It insulted the game and had more asterisks than words.

Seriously, take your micopenis elsewhere. There is no need to insult Nick. Pretty positive this was GR's decision, not just one editor.

Seriously, we are big supporters of Baller Beats and have gotten a number of people to buy it just through word of mouth, so didn't understand the decision to pick the rap that insulted the game. Ours was a good one, but there were other good ones also. That was honestly the worst one, except for a few vulgar ones

I am his mom, so pretty sure this don't refer to me, right?

Now let this this thread die forever.

You can say that again, now its time to get back to real life!

Who won the Baller Beats and signed basketball?

I would like to say that Silverstorm is a true gentleman and said such kind words about my son and his basketball skillz. You don't find many people like that nowadays. It is nice to see.

who won?

I would like to say that Silverstorm is a true gentleman and said such kind words about my son and his basketball skillz. You don't find many people like that nowadays. It is nice to see.