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Would You Shoot Navi?

Posted on Monday, January 14 @ 15:04:26 Eastern by


This is a pleasant picture of Navi, a forest fairy who speaks in effervescent tongues and love, the kind of love and care that many players would want nothing more than to shoot in the face. Many times.

And in case you forgot how annoying Navi truly was, here is a short vid:



I don't like to admit this, but maybe video games do cause gun violence. *dark sarcasm*

According to the redditor who posted the image, he bought four copies. Not sure why he didn't just buy one and photocopy the image as many times as he wanted, but nonetheless...

Would you shoot Navi?


Comments
  • Sourdeez
    Sourdeez

    Joined: Feb 2012
    Posted: Jan 14th, 2013 at 3:39 pm
    Absolutely.

    No spam
  • Fieperskaivu
    Fieperskaivu

    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: Jan 14th, 2013 at 3:48 pm
    No! Anyone who would shoot Navi should never play (or have played) Majora's Mask, given that the entire point of the game is finding Navi. If you don't want to find Navi, then enjoy missing out on that masterpiece (assuming I wasn't talking about a 12-13 year old game...)
  • HorriblePerson
    HorriblePerson

    Joined: Sep 2011
    Posted: Jan 14th, 2013 at 3:56 pm
    Weren't those two different fairies? Tatl and Tael, I believe.
  • Bras
    Bras

    Joined: Jul 2008
    Posted: Jan 14th, 2013 at 4:39 pm
    Yes indeed, and Tatl is the one that follows you.
    No wonder I don't remeber hating Na'vi, I never played Ocarina of Time.
  • Fieperskaivu
    Fieperskaivu

    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: Jan 14th, 2013 at 8:47 pm
    At the start of Majora's Mask you're looking for Navi, the whole Majora's Mask plot is really a sidequest on the search for Navi lol.
  • elmoreoocyte
    elmoreoocyte

    Joined: Apr 2012
    Posted: Jan 14th, 2013 at 4:07 pm
    I wouldn't shoot her, because that would be too fast.

    I'd tear her wings off one by one over the course of a few days and scream "LISTEN!" as she cried out in pain. Then I would burn her, not to a crisp, just enough so that she died of multi-organ failure.
  • Chunibrow
    Chunibrow

    Joined: Mar 2010
    Posted: Jan 14th, 2013 at 4:27 pm
    They say dismembering fairies is the first sign of a serial killer
  • Squiggy
    Squiggy

    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Jan 14th, 2013 at 5:08 pm
    I'd just stick her in a bottle for safe keeping.

    When the time comes that I'm old, on my deathbed, my family is there for moral support, grieving, etc, at the last minute, I'll pop the bottle open, jump out of bed and yell to my family "HA HA, No inheritance for you for another 80 years!"
  • UghRochester
    UghRochester

    Joined: Jun 2006
    Posted: Jan 14th, 2013 at 5:38 pm
    No! I need her to lock on to stuff!
  • UghRochester
    UghRochester

    Joined: Jun 2006
    Posted: Jan 14th, 2013 at 5:39 pm
    Oh and It's nice to see Blake Morse in film work.
  • Loyram
    Loyram

    Joined: Sep 2012
    Posted: Jan 14th, 2013 at 8:26 pm
    Eff yeah I would! That skank always had something to say RIGHT when I was trying to get something done.

    With no way to ignore her requests and summons, I formed a deep seeded hatred for that little fairy.
  • Loyram
    Loyram

    Joined: Sep 2012
    Posted: Jan 14th, 2013 at 8:26 pm
    Oh, and I never got to play Majora's Mask. Only Ocarina
  • Heath_Hindman
    Heath_Hindman

    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: Jan 14th, 2013 at 8:46 pm
    That was hilarious. They got the perfect guy to play Navi, haha
  • sliverstorm
    sliverstorm

    Joined: Jun 2007
    Posted: Jan 14th, 2013 at 10:20 pm
    Master Flyswatter.
  • Kanklez
    Kanklez

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Jan 14th, 2013 at 10:23 pm
    I'm with Ugh here. I've tried to beat OoT without using Z-targetting the game gets wicked hard and not in the fun way, the boomerang alone goes from being an interesting weapon to an exercise in frustration. Now a gag that I'd love.
  • UghRochester
    UghRochester

    Joined: Jun 2006
    Posted: Jan 15th, 2013 at 6:53 am
    I'll thumb up anyone who agrees with me.
  • Kassen
    Kassen

    Joined: Aug 2012
    Posted: Jan 14th, 2013 at 11:13 pm
    Hahaha that video was spot on!
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Jan 15th, 2013 at 1:57 am
    "I don't like to admit this, but maybe video games do cause gun violence. *dark sarcasm*" Nicholas Tan

    ^THIS
  • UghRochester
    UghRochester

    Joined: Jun 2006
    Posted: Jan 15th, 2013 at 4:37 am
    Go back and sit on your porch you grumpy old man.
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Jan 15th, 2013 at 10:19 am
    Get off my lawn!

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