You Don't Wanna Catch All Of These Pokémon

Smart to use this in sex education.

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

Yeah but it doesn't feel As good. It's like here have this chocolate cake but you got to put a sheet of plastic on your tongue.

Thank god I picked squirtle

Fuck your Squirtle, its all about that god penguin Piplup.

I think I'd rather have HIV than herpes or gonorrhea because at least it doesn't make your junk itch/burn.

And you can still f u c k people with HIV or you can trade with people who got aids

I just now noticed it looks like a bulletin board for a health class.

Gotta clap em all?

Hold on... Snorlax managed to get laid?

Possibly roofies

Possibly? HELL, roofies is his middle name.

Fat chicks need love too ! That's why snorlax got around and got and s.t.i

Reminds me of when I was an RA in college and had to make educational boards in the dorms. I was just too lazy to do anything this creative.

I see what you did there, most people on GR don't get laid. ;)

Dan has a girlfriend (or so he says), Anthony is married (so we know he isn't gettig laid), MattAY is the "Don Jaun" of London, Nick is a gay man living the Bay area (no further comment needed), Longo has 2 guns (he must be real popular), darthbone brews his own beer (candy is dandy, but liquior is quicker), and OdiousLupous lives in Buffalo (so he gets hot wings instead). I could go on, but I've pissed off enough people off already.

Sometimes after a load of hot wings Im too tired for sex... so fair trade, Im still breathing heavy, sleepy, need to wash up and slightly elated.

LOL Nah, didn't mean the employees, sir. But I still lmao when I read these comments. xD

Hahaha!

And as if HIV has less health than Herpes.