The only thing that stops the dust is the rain. It’s a sweet reprieve, but there is no middle ground. The land is either as dry as the Betty Ford clinic, or as wet as the ocean floor. Everything can be seen from the ridge overlooking Armadillo as John Marston gently bounces along atop...
Plug-Bot-5000: FragFX Shark Wireless Controller
Welcome once again, humanoid readers. Plug-Bot has taken it upon itself to update its serial number after testing the FragFX Shark controller from SplitFish - you may now refer to it as the Elite-Bot-5000.
Revolutionary Rant: GunGame
You wanted a rant? You can't handle the rant! Readers, we live in a world that has video games. And those video games have to be played by men with thumbs. I got an issue with you Treyarch.