Pandora's Tower Review
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but swords and chains excite me. Should you climb the towers in Xseed's JRPG/adventure hybrid to save your cursed (and tragically whiny) girlfriend?
[ Editor's Note: As Nick Olsen is a writer for Theory of Gaming, this won't be counted in the monthly Vox Pop prize. However, it is very much a worthy read. ]
By Nick Olsen
Co-founder, Theory of Gaming
In 1985 Nintendo started a revolution when it...
DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS!!!! It is NOT the demo but some exploitative spyware program called Vavle Steam. After installing it, it does NOT install the game. It also uses 3.4Gb (!!!) for this program. A personal note to whoever wrote this: kill yourselves. Thanks. The world will be a much happier place without you all. Lots of love, Onion Terror