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WarCraft III: The Frozen Throne Member Review for the PC

Orc By:
Orc
06/01/08
PRINTER FRIENDLY VERSION
EMAIL TO A FRIEND
GENRE Strategy 
PLAYERS 1- 4 
PUBLISHER Blizzard 
DEVELOPER Blizzard 
RELEASE DATE  
T What do these ratings mean?

Waaaghkraft 3: Da Frozin Trone

Well now, since I'm an orc, you might be tinkin' dat I love Waaaghkraft 3: Da Frozin Trone right? Well, you are right. Did ya 'spect me to talk on 'bout how I 'ate a game wit' orc boyz in it!? Even if dey look difrent from us proper orc boyz, de still be orcs. All dey need are sum Waaagh bannas and sum gunz.

Anyway, 'bout da game.

Waaaghkraft 3: Da Frozin Trone is a trainin' simulater tingy dat da humies made to train dere boyz 'ow to fight orcs, and sum odda weird boyz like dem dead-humies or dose purple-skinned Eldar but wit'out dere fancy toyz.So, dere are four racez: da humies, da orcs, da dead-humies, an da purple-Eldar.An all da racez 'ave dere own special warbosses an unit boyz, even dere own item stores! An for an orc to 'ave 'is own item weapon stores piles is all 'e needz to start a Waaagh!

You can also train wit' sum odda humies ova da internet tingy dat dose humies made for it. From wat I've 'eard from our sneaky-boyz dat it is pretty good, for humies I mean.

I must say for de humies, dat dey made a good trainin' simulater tingy.

I'm supprise dat da humies in my time don't use dis 'ere train' tingy. It would help dem put up a good fight! Ahaha!

But, dere are sum bad bits.

Dere is a unit-selektshun limit tingy dat lets ya boss only 12 boyz around at any one time. An dere's only one type of trainin' map playin at most times ova de internet tingy: DotA. I don't blame dat on da makas of da simulater tingy. Dose 2 bits keep me from givin' a A+, so I'll give it a solid A.

An for you humies wit' no brainz 'bout orcs and 'spectin' translashun tingy of it all, forget 'bout it!

 

If ya really need a translashun tingy, just send me a message ova da internet tingy, 'ere at Game Revolushun.


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