Pandora's Tower Review
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but swords and chains excite me. Should you climb the towers in Xseed's JRPG/adventure hybrid to save your cursed (and tragically whiny) girlfriend?
[ Editor's Note: As Nick Olsen is a writer for Theory of Gaming, this won't be counted in the monthly Vox Pop prize. However, it is very much a worthy read. ]
By Nick Olsen
Co-founder, Theory of Gaming
In 1985 Nintendo started a revolution when it...
This game sucks so bad it needs to be put into a jail, be burned down and put it in a bloody lake full of game eating sharks and zombies with viruses. THIS is so boring that my PS3 fell asleep. Why don't they ban this game from being selled. Snake should kill this game and leave its body in a acid dump. My dog won't even eat it because it's so boring.