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By Nick Olsen
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tis gam r teh suck! it r betr on teh compooter! i giv it n F! i give it an F becuz teh gam r relly boring an haz nothing 2 do wit civalazitions! k? thx? to finalizwe teh review, i wil say that teh gam is liek poo: it cums out of u but it iz nasty, but if u eat it thn it wil do good and you will be happ-e!
Fine, I will repeat it for him. This is the worst thing I have ever read in my life. I believe my eyes are bleeding. What is wrong with you? rnI am a remedial English teacher in an elementary school, and this has to be the worst attempt of writing I have ever read. I agree with Mr. Flippy, you may be the champion of all the morons and idiots who plague the internet with incoherent gibberish and slop. Judging by your previous posts and blog, you can put together a series of words into a sentence, but you failed at this attempt. Much like the Magic 8 Ball said, you should try again later. Hopefully after they find the cure for stupidity.
This game just sucks. This game needs to be put in jail burned down and put in a bloody lake with game eating sharks and zombies. I had to go to the hospital to get new eyes.
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