Pandora's Tower Review
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but swords and chains excite me. Should you climb the towers in Xseed's JRPG/adventure hybrid to save your cursed (and tragically whiny) girlfriend?
[ Editor's Note: As Nick Olsen is a writer for Theory of Gaming, this won't be counted in the monthly Vox Pop prize. However, it is very much a worthy read. ]
By Nick Olsen
Co-founder, Theory of Gaming
In 1985 Nintendo started a revolution when it...
Suck that A+, haters. Go play your garbage. While we play this. And quit being IGNoobs. Who drag down scores for the sake of fanboyism. While we who keep it real, the truly GReat people, laugh at your life, and piss on your grave.
That is all.
( Original poetry by the great all-knowing squid-octopus, Squidward Tentacles de Ting. )