Resident Evil - PS

(Do zombies have commen sence or do they just stand there crapping themselves)

Resident Evil,definetly speaks for itself.Now I dont have any pics but if your reading this review,you should already own the game.If not,you definetly dont know what your missing,other than you head.Resident Evil(RE)definetly takes gameing the whole nine yards..er..well at least through a mansion of horrors.Anyway,RE is something everyone should have.It is addictive,VERY addictive.There ARE cruddy voices and those stupid camera angles can be a pain in the foot(if ya know what im talkin about).

On average,most survival horrors make you scream for other reasons than intended.This one takes graphics and detail all the way.Blasting away zombies heads off with the shotgun is the most goriest thing for playstation.Even the chunks fly(EEWWW).Bad day to be a zombie.

For the ones who have beat RE,will probably not need this but for beginners such as I myself was,here are some hints to keep zombies at bay and the stupid hunters away.

1.Spray yourself in perfume(JOKING)

2.When attacking zombies,stay a fair distance away.If need to use your knife,slice the zombie and then run behind and slice.Stay behind and try to avoid the puke.

3.NEVER,EVER,EVER, go up to a zombie without checking your ammo first.Reload times can be a pain if you have to reload.It wastes precious seconds and lets the zombie get that much closer to you.Always keep your guns loaded by combining ammo to it after every time you use it.

4.When near death and dont have health,dont stay and fight enemies,instead...RUN.Zombies are easy to run by but the hunters,you should be careful with.

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Unfortunatly,there is no other way to do this but to beat the game under 3 hours or if you have the gameshark,which most of us dont.Is it impossible,NAW,just really hard.The only thing to really beable to do is go through it once slowly.Second time,pick up only what you need and always run.Most zombies dont need killed unless there blocking your path.

Overall,I give Resident Evil a very high score because there is no other game like it.Come on,what other game lets you get eaten by zombies in a grussom way and then says YOU DIED.Hillarious.This game though is definetly not for smaller children.Letting them play the game can not only give them problems but you.this stuff will scare the crap out of them and then you got to deal with it.ITS A GAME PEOPLE,ZOMBIES DO NOT EXIST......YET.HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...that is all.