How many of you missed me?
Come on, someone had to miss me to some degree... anyone? And I thought I was nice. Oh well. You want to know why I've been away for so long?
First, April 26, 1999. The day where I realized that I was going to become a full-fledged underachieving madman. Thanks to one simple game, I could answer the question, "Could Yoshi kick Kirby's pink puffball ass?" Then, you came out, bigger and better. And I melted the freaking sequel into that bleeping purple lunchbox. And then, I waited for the day. March 10th, 2008. Spent the night outside of the local Best Buy with a baseball bat and a Gameboy. And I touched the masterpiece.
Yes, it's this game. Super Smash Bros Brawl.
First, yes, we got ONLINE play. (It kinda sucks, but as long as you aren't moronic and play at 8-11 you'll be fine. If you're me and play at 2 or 5, you'll be fine.) Second, we got 35 charecters, and finally I got some off of my dreamlist, like Metaknight and Pit. And then they are some, like Sonic and Wario, which make me happy to kill all of the noobs who think they're cool. (And to shut up the fanboys, I did a 5vs5 L9 best out of 7 match vs. Mario and Sonic. Mario won 4-2.)
Now, then. Online play is nice, but what about people who don't like others? We got a half-decent story mode with an unbelievably hard final boss that makes guys from Ninja Gaiden look like creampuffs. Seriously.
However, there is a catch. By buying this game, all fanboys and whiners have to sign a sheet saying that they won't whine until 2013. (NO, THEY ARE NEVER GOING TO PUT IN CLOUD OR MASTER CHIEF, STOP WHINING TO ME.) And with a custom stage builder and demos to 10 games, it almost has it all.
41 stages, 35 charecters, and a whole lot of bloodshed. Tomorrow, Brawlmania VII, Blue Yoshi vs. Dark Metaknight. Have fun out there, kids.