Halo 2 Member Review for the Xbox

Longo_2_guns By:
Longo_2_guns
01/24/06
PRINTER FRIENDLY VERSION
EMAIL TO A FRIEND
GENRE First-Person Shooter 
PLAYERS 1- 16 
PUBLISHER Microsoft 
DEVELOPER Bungie 
RELEASE DATE  
M Contains Blood and Gore, Language, Violence

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This game is the worst game ever. Those who play it should be burned at the stake or castrated. Or they should be Disemboweld or given the chair or hung or raped or deficated on or beheaded or some other cruel punishment for supporting this waste of a game.

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Views: 3576 Review rating: Average Rating
  • XboxLiveLover
    XboxLiveLover - Joined: Dec 26, 2002
    Sony fanboy..
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    Posted: Jan 25th, 2006 at 3:59 pm
  • stevesparty11
    stevesparty11 - Joined: Jan 17, 2006
    Ok while I agree that everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that halo 2 might not be the best game ever created, im pretty sure it doesnt deserve what you just said. The truth is you probably have either never played it or played for a very short period of time and just trying to get attention to yourself. You shouldn't make people read reviews like yours and im sorry that i wasted even 30 seconds of my life looking it over.
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    Posted: Jan 25th, 2006 at 5:03 pm
  • Longo_2_guns
    Longo_2_guns - Joined: Jun 30, 2003
    I never MADE anyone read it dumbass
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    Posted: Jan 28th, 2006 at 2:03 pm
  • SweetSurrender
    SweetSurrender - Joined: Nov 14, 2005
    Longo_2_guns, you must not have played this game. Because if you did, you would be hanging from the gallows with no balls, you would be covered in third degree burns and you would be mentally scarred for life from the raping you recieved.
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    Posted: Mar 3rd, 2006 at 2:05 pm
  • Franz
    Franz - Joined: Mar 17, 2006
    Hahaha! Worst game ever. That's a good one. I gotta tell that to all my drinking friends.
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    Posted: Mar 17th, 2006 at 4:32 pm
  • The_Guitar_Hero
    The_Guitar_Hero - Joined: Jun 19, 2006
    FINALY!!! i found some one who hates (perfect dark, body harvest and many other good games) Halo 2 as much as I do the game has no replay value what so ever. what r u gunna do? Yay I finaly got the Magnum on Legendery. people hate the magnum because it doesn't have a zoom. who cares. it's better that the SMG it takes Six bullets to blow up an exploding canester and one with thw magnum.... SUCK IT!!!
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    Posted: Jun 19th, 2006 at 9:02 pm
  • ryan231
    ryan231 - Joined: Jul 18, 2006
    I think Blarg means...yes...or apples. Guys! Apples must be the name of his cat! Quick, is Apples stuck in a tree? I will call the fire department!
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    Posted: Jul 20th, 2006 at 1:51 pm
  • jeruselam5
    jeruselam5 - Joined: Jul 20, 2006
    you s***. halo 2 is the best game ever and halo 3 is gona rock so suck mty nuts
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    Posted: Jul 20th, 2006 at 7:44 pm
  • AngelofDeath3030
    AngelofDeath3030 - Joined: Jul 29, 2006
    I agree this game rots.
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    Posted: Aug 12th, 2006 at 3:00 pm
  • jayers
    jayers - Joined: Aug 12, 2006
    lol wow u never have played this and are just lookin for attention. Halo 2 is the reason y most ppl get xbox live and ur saying it sux wow!! ur mom is going to die a horrible canceroius death from what u just said
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    Posted: Aug 13th, 2006 at 7:42 pm
  • samson0218
    samson0218 - Joined: Aug 13, 2006
    well if thats what you think than go for it...i on the other hand think that pointlessly shootin people is pretty fun!
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    Posted: Aug 13th, 2006 at 8:14 pm
  • Bigwigg
    Bigwigg - Joined: Aug 27, 2006
    Yo dude your an idiot.Halo 2 is the best game ever.No game can over come it.No Xbox 360 games(which i currently own:D)....nothing.BEST GAME EVER!!!
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    Posted: Aug 31st, 2006 at 10:43 pm
  • Longo_2_guns
    Longo_2_guns - Joined: Jun 30, 2003
    :) I love how well people can take a joke. Yes, it was a joke. That does not mean that i like it, i still do not believe that it was a very good game and by far not the best game ever. I was just overexagerating my dislike of this game.
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    Posted: Sep 4th, 2006 at 4:14 am
  • CLEARVIEW
    CLEARVIEW - Joined: Sep 24, 2006
    thats true that is y i got LIVE but UNTIL I RELIZED that theres so many other good games out there for live. like battlefront and call of duty and ****. I sorta like halo. at 1st it was halo this halo that. i loved it, but after 2 months it got boring so i agree with this dude it gets pretty bad. but i dont think people that do should get punished like that.lol but whatev peace out
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    Posted: Sep 25th, 2006 at 7:31 pm
  • jouman
    jouman - Joined: Nov 17, 2006
    first off all you longo 2 guns are an #sswipe. how can you talk so much trash about the greatest game ever there isnt a better game than halo your just a wannabee player. and you can go and f#ck yourself ,you c*cksucker, son of a b*tch.you dont deserve to even play video games you video game hatter.P.S.dont be so scared when someone talks the truth to you,
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    Posted: Nov 17th, 2006 at 5:32 pm
  • GARYQUILLICO
    GARYQUILLICO - Joined: Nov 21, 2006
    YOU SUCK MY DICK MAN SUCK IT HALO2 IS THE BEST GAME OTHER THAN ZELDA TO EVER BE MADE
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    Posted: Nov 21st, 2006 at 7:32 pm
  • CTHunter777
    CTHunter777 - Joined: Mar 14, 2006
    retard...................................................
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    Posted: Nov 22nd, 2006 at 9:15 pm
  • ashiva8910
    ashiva8910 - Joined: Apr 14, 2006
    Okay, okay, calm down everyone. Halo 2 is a good game but I wouldn't say it's the best. To me it's just like all the other FPS games on the market. Online is really fun though, especially "Teabagging" people. BTW: Long 2 Guns, I respect your opinion, I guess, but a little TOO harsh don't ya think?
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    Posted: Dec 6th, 2006 at 10:53 pm
  • CoreyJOmara
    CoreyJOmara - Joined: Oct 8, 2006
    Alright Longo 2 guns, and ashiva8910. First to ashiva, you can never be TOO harsh. Alright. Second to Longo, whatever that means, Halo 2 may not be the best game ever but it's most definitly not the worst. Read my review on Halo:Combat Evolved and you'll see what I'm saying. Halo 2 doesn't deserve a D- but it doesn't deserve an A+. You don't gotta share your hatred of Bill Gates and Bungie with us alright, next time just take it the big guy, he'll sort out your feelings for ya. I mean you gotta remember, the developers are trying to take over the world and your hometown's probably gonna be first on the list buddy.
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    Posted: Dec 29th, 2006 at 2:01 pm
  • SingTheSorrow18
    SingTheSorrow18 - Joined: Jan 6, 2007
    i agree that halo 2 is the most overated game ever, but it isnt a terible game. it just is good, not great.. good.
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    Posted: Jan 15th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
  • JCD
    JCD - Joined: Sep 26, 2006
    Hahaha, the review was completely pointless, (no offense man) but these comments are priceless. It's like hanging meat over a wolves head.
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    Posted: Jan 15th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
  • used44
    used44 - Joined: Mar 9, 2002
    Best review ever. Compelling. Rich.
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    Posted: Mar 1st, 2007 at 2:17 am
  • maca2kx
    maca2kx - Joined: Jul 25, 2002
    God god people, calm down just a little and you might not get an ulcer. Sure it's a pointless review but are you so insecure about a game that you can't accept any criticism for it?
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    Posted: Apr 13th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
  • LinksOcarina
    LinksOcarina - Joined: Nov 9, 2005
    Wow.....just wow..... this makes me laugh, lol.
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    Posted: Apr 14th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
  • Shattershot
    Shattershot - Joined: Nov 23, 2006
    Lol, okay this is not the perfect game but not the worst, you didn't explain why you think this game was bad, so how can we believe you really played through the whole thing? personally i think they screwed up with this game, it deserves an A- or B+, the first Halo gets an A,
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    Posted: Apr 21st, 2007 at 11:54 pm
  • Nick_Tan
    Nick_Tan - Joined: Jul 22, 2006
    With evidence to support your argument, there is little here to convince me of your opinion.
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    Posted: Apr 24th, 2007 at 12:16 am
  • Nick_Tan
    Nick_Tan - Joined: Jul 22, 2006
    EDIT: WithOUT evidence to support your argument, there is little here to convince me of your opinion.
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    Posted: Apr 24th, 2007 at 12:25 am
  • XxTopCatxX
    XxTopCatxX - Joined: Nov 12, 2005
    epic phail
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    Posted: Apr 29th, 2007 at 4:31 am
  • damo_rox619
    damo_rox619 - Joined: Jan 23, 2007
    not a review, halo 2 is one of the best xbox games ever made, it's not as good as fable but it's a ****in good game
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    Posted: May 13th, 2007 at 3:23 am
  • Master_Craig
    Master_Craig - Joined: Jul 2, 2006
    Personally I feel Halo is an overrated game and franchise, but note: that does not mean I dislike the game/franchise, I do enjoy it, I just feel it's overrated. But Longo_2_guns, no offense, this clearly is not a "review". It's pretty much just insulting those who play/played the game. If you're going to write a "review", you should state -why- it's bad (why you don't like it, that is). And a note to the Halo fanboys: I agree with maca2kx, "God god people, calm down just a little and you might not get an ulcer. Sure it's a pointless review but are you so insecure about a game that you can't accept any criticism for it?" My thoughts are done.
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    Posted: May 26th, 2007 at 12:43 am
  • liljohnjohn
    liljohnjohn - Joined: Jun 29, 2007
    what are you talking about bits like one of the best game i ever played !!!!
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    Posted: Jun 29th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
  • sum41dude
    sum41dude - Joined: Jun 22, 2007
    haha...Halo 2 kicks ass. May not be the best game out there, but it still kicks ass
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    Posted: Jul 14th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
  • sum41dude
    sum41dude - Joined: Jun 22, 2007
    By any chance, were you drunk or high when you wrote this review. It's hilarious
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    Posted: Jul 14th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
  • joebo3001
    joebo3001 - Joined: Oct 8, 2006
    OK dude. you have never really played Halo. You probably just watched your boyfriend play it and get owned every 5 seconds while you were going down on him. You pompussa**.
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    Posted: Aug 11th, 2007 at 10:01 pm
  • joebo3001
    joebo3001 - Joined: Oct 8, 2006
    You probably don't like it because you were probably over at your boyfriends house watching him play, not give you a turn, and was getting owned every 5 seconds while you were blowing him. You pompous ass
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    Posted: Aug 11th, 2007 at 10:04 pm
  • joebo3001
    joebo3001 - Joined: Oct 8, 2006
    You were probably hating on this game because you were over at your boyfriends house watching him get owned every 5 seconds, while you wouldn't get a tun 'cause you were busy blowing him you pompous ass
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    Posted: Aug 11th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
  • nod113
    nod113 - Joined: Apr 21, 2006
    Wow all of you are so dumb he has said himself that it was a joke honestly I think that halo 2 is quite possibly one of the worst most anooyingly over-rated games of this millennium 4 stars!
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    Posted: Aug 22nd, 2007 at 2:16 pm
  • UrbanMasque
    UrbanMasque - Joined: May 16, 2007
    *two thumbs up*
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    Posted: Aug 25th, 2007 at 9:38 pm
  • Master_Craig
    Master_Craig - Joined: Jul 2, 2006
    This is a horrible review, Longo_2guns. Sure, you didn't force anyone to read it but it is the only user-made review that gave the game such a negative score. I've never played Halo 2, and you've made absolutely no point as to -why- the game is bad. I've heard it's bad, I've heard it's good, some people say it's the best and some people say it's overrated, but clearly you've made no relevant points as to why you do not like this game and why you gave it such a low score. Honestly, your review isn't bagging out the game, it's bagging about the people who would enjoy it. If you can, edit this review so you can tell everyone -why- you don't like the game.
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    Posted: Sep 1st, 2007 at 7:29 am
  • Master_Craig
    Master_Craig - Joined: Jul 2, 2006
    This is a horrible review, Longo_2guns. Sure, you didn't force anyone to read it but it is the only user-made review that gave the game such a negative score. I've never played Halo 2, and you've made absolutely no point as to -why- the game is bad. I've heard it's bad, I've heard it's good, some people say it's the best and some people say it's overrated, but clearly you've made no relevant points as to why you do not like this game and why you gave it such a low score. Honestly, your review isn't bagging out the game, it's bagging about the people who would enjoy it. If you can, edit this review so you can tell everyone -why- you don't like the game.
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    Posted: Sep 1st, 2007 at 7:29 am
  • Silios
    Silios - Joined: Jul 27, 2003
    This is called getting your point across.
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    Posted: Sep 11th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
  • Icepick
    Icepick - Joined: Dec 15, 2002
    the comments on this review have got to be the most entertainment I've gotten out of halo 2
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    Posted: Nov 17th, 2007 at 2:13 am

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