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Halo 2 - Xbox

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GENRE : First-Person Shooter 
PLAYERS : 1- 16 
PUBLISHER : Microsoft 
DEVELOPER : Bungie 
ESRB :  
CREATED : 01/24/06 

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This game is the worst game ever. Those who play it should be burned at the stake or castrated. Or they should be Disemboweld or given the chair or hung or raped or deficated on or beheaded or some other cruel punishment for supporting this waste of a game.
 
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XboxLiveLover
XboxLiveLover
Joined: Dec 26, 2002
Posted: Jan 25th, 2006 at 3:59 pm
Sony fanboy..
 
stevesparty11
Joined: Jan 17, 2006
Posted: Jan 25th, 2006 at 5:03 pm
Ok while I agree that everyone is entitled to their own opinion and that halo 2 might not be the best game ever created, im pretty sure it doesnt deserve what you just said. The truth is you probably have either never played it or played for a very short period of time and just trying to get attention to yourself. You shouldn't make people read reviews like yours and im sorry that i wasted even 30 seconds of my life looking it over.
 
Longo_2_guns
Joined: Jun 30, 2003
Posted: Jan 28th, 2006 at 2:03 pm
I never MADE anyone read it dumbass
 
SweetSurrender
SweetSurrender
Joined: Nov 14, 2005
Posted: Mar 3rd, 2006 at 2:05 pm
Longo_2_guns, you must not have played this game. Because if you did, you would be hanging from the gallows with no balls, you would be covered in third degree burns and you would be mentally scarred for life from the raping you recieved.
 
Franz
Joined: Mar 17, 2006
Posted: Mar 17th, 2006 at 4:32 pm
Hahaha! Worst game ever. That's a good one. I gotta tell that to all my drinking friends.
 
The_Guitar_Hero
The_Guitar_Hero
Joined: Jun 19, 2006
Posted: Jun 19th, 2006 at 9:02 pm
FINALY!!! i found some one who hates (perfect dark, body harvest and many other good games) Halo 2 as much as I do the game has no replay value what so ever. what r u gunna do? Yay I finaly got the Magnum on Legendery. people hate the magnum because it doesn't have a zoom. who cares. it's better that the SMG it takes Six bullets to blow up an exploding canester and one with thw magnum.... SUCK IT!!!
 
ryan231
ryan231
Joined: Jul 18, 2006
Posted: Jul 20th, 2006 at 1:51 pm
I think Blarg means...yes...or apples. Guys! Apples must be the name of his cat! Quick, is Apples stuck in a tree? I will call the fire department!
 
jeruselam5
Joined: Jul 20, 2006
Posted: Jul 20th, 2006 at 7:44 pm
you s***. halo 2 is the best game ever and halo 3 is gona rock so suck mty nuts
 
AngelofDeath3030
AngelofDeath3030
Joined: Jul 29, 2006
Posted: Aug 12th, 2006 at 3:00 pm
I agree this game rots.
 
jayers
jayers
Joined: Aug 12, 2006
Posted: Aug 13th, 2006 at 7:42 pm
lol wow u never have played this and are just lookin for attention. Halo 2 is the reason y most ppl get xbox live and ur saying it sux wow!! ur mom is going to die a horrible canceroius death from what u just said
 
samson0218
samson0218
Joined: Aug 13, 2006
Posted: Aug 13th, 2006 at 8:14 pm
well if thats what you think than go for it...i on the other hand think that pointlessly shootin people is pretty fun!
 
Bigwigg
Joined: Aug 27, 2006
Posted: Aug 31st, 2006 at 10:43 pm
Yo dude your an idiot.Halo 2 is the best game ever.No game can over come it.No Xbox 360 games(which i currently own:D)....nothing.BEST GAME EVER!!!
 
Longo_2_guns
Joined: Jun 30, 2003
Posted: Sep 4th, 2006 at 4:14 am
:) I love how well people can take a joke. Yes, it was a joke. That does not mean that i like it, i still do not believe that it was a very good game and by far not the best game ever. I was just overexagerating my dislike of this game.
 
CLEARVIEW
Joined: Sep 24, 2006
Posted: Sep 25th, 2006 at 7:31 pm
thats true that is y i got LIVE but UNTIL I RELIZED that theres so many other good games out there for live. like battlefront and call of duty and ****. I sorta like halo. at 1st it was halo this halo that. i loved it, but after 2 months it got boring so i agree with this dude it gets pretty bad. but i dont think people that do should get punished like that.lol but whatev peace out
 
jouman
Joined: Nov 17, 2006
Posted: Nov 17th, 2006 at 5:32 pm
first off all you longo 2 guns are an #sswipe. how can you talk so much trash about the greatest game ever there isnt a better game than halo your just a wannabee player. and you can go and f#ck yourself ,you c*cksucker, son of a b*tch.you dont deserve to even play video games you video game hatter.P.S.dont be so scared when someone talks the truth to you,
 
GARYQUILLICO
Joined: Nov 21, 2006
Posted: Nov 21st, 2006 at 7:32 pm
YOU SUCK MY DICK MAN SUCK IT HALO2 IS THE BEST GAME OTHER THAN ZELDA TO EVER BE MADE
 
CTHunter777
CTHunter777
Joined: Mar 14, 2006
Posted: Nov 22nd, 2006 at 9:15 pm
retard...................................................
 
ashiva8910
ashiva8910
Joined: Apr 14, 2006
Posted: Dec 6th, 2006 at 10:53 pm
Okay, okay, calm down everyone. Halo 2 is a good game but I wouldn't say it's the best. To me it's just like all the other FPS games on the market. Online is really fun though, especially "Teabagging" people. BTW: Long 2 Guns, I respect your opinion, I guess, but a little TOO harsh don't ya think?
 
CoreyJOmara
Joined: Oct 8, 2006
Posted: Dec 29th, 2006 at 2:01 pm
Alright Longo 2 guns, and ashiva8910. First to ashiva, you can never be TOO harsh. Alright. Second to Longo, whatever that means, Halo 2 may not be the best game ever but it's most definitly not the worst. Read my review on Halo:Combat Evolved and you'll see what I'm saying. Halo 2 doesn't deserve a D- but it doesn't deserve an A+. You don't gotta share your hatred of Bill Gates and Bungie with us alright, next time just take it the big guy, he'll sort out your feelings for ya. I mean you gotta remember, the developers are trying to take over the world and your hometown's probably gonna be first on the list buddy.
 
SingTheSorrow18
SingTheSorrow18
Joined: Jan 6, 2007
Posted: Jan 15th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
i agree that halo 2 is the most overated game ever, but it isnt a terible game. it just is good, not great.. good.
 
JCD
JCD
Joined: Sep 26, 2006
Posted: Jan 15th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Hahaha, the review was completely pointless, (no offense man) but these comments are priceless. It's like hanging meat over a wolves head.
 
used44
used44
Joined: Mar 9, 2002
Posted: Mar 1st, 2007 at 2:17 am
Best review ever. Compelling. Rich.
 
maca2kx
maca2kx
Joined: Jul 25, 2002
Posted: Apr 13th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
God god people, calm down just a little and you might not get an ulcer. Sure it's a pointless review but are you so insecure about a game that you can't accept any criticism for it?
 
LinksOcarina
LinksOcarina
Joined: Nov 9, 2005
Posted: Apr 14th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Wow.....just wow..... this makes me laugh, lol.
 
Shattershot
Shattershot
Joined: Nov 23, 2006
Posted: Apr 21st, 2007 at 11:54 pm
Lol, okay this is not the perfect game but not the worst, you didn't explain why you think this game was bad, so how can we believe you really played through the whole thing? personally i think they screwed up with this game, it deserves an A- or B+, the first Halo gets an A,
 
Nick_Tan
Nick_Tan
Joined: Jul 22, 2006
Posted: Apr 24th, 2007 at 12:16 am
With evidence to support your argument, there is little here to convince me of your opinion.
 
Nick_Tan
Nick_Tan
Joined: Jul 22, 2006
Posted: Apr 24th, 2007 at 12:25 am
EDIT: WithOUT evidence to support your argument, there is little here to convince me of your opinion.
 
XxTopCatxX
XxTopCatxX
Joined: Nov 12, 2005
Posted: Apr 29th, 2007 at 4:31 am
epic phail
 
damo_rox619
damo_rox619
Joined: Jan 23, 2007
Posted: May 13th, 2007 at 3:23 am
not a review, halo 2 is one of the best xbox games ever made, it's not as good as fable but it's a ****in good game
 
Master_Craig
Master_Craig
Joined: Jul 2, 2006
Posted: May 26th, 2007 at 12:43 am
Personally I feel Halo is an overrated game and franchise, but note: that does not mean I dislike the game/franchise, I do enjoy it, I just feel it's overrated. But Longo_2_guns, no offense, this clearly is not a "review". It's pretty much just insulting those who play/played the game. If you're going to write a "review", you should state -why- it's bad (why you don't like it, that is). And a note to the Halo fanboys: I agree with maca2kx, "God god people, calm down just a little and you might not get an ulcer. Sure it's a pointless review but are you so insecure about a game that you can't accept any criticism for it?" My thoughts are done.
 
liljohnjohn
liljohnjohn
Joined: Jun 29, 2007
Posted: Jun 29th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
what are you talking about bits like one of the best game i ever played !!!!
 
sum41dude
sum41dude
Joined: Jun 22, 2007
Posted: Jul 14th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
haha...Halo 2 kicks ass. May not be the best game out there, but it still kicks ass
 
sum41dude
sum41dude
Joined: Jun 22, 2007
Posted: Jul 14th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
By any chance, were you drunk or high when you wrote this review. It's hilarious
 
joebo3001
joebo3001
Joined: Oct 8, 2006
Posted: Aug 11th, 2007 at 10:01 pm
OK dude. you have never really played Halo. You probably just watched your boyfriend play it and get owned every 5 seconds while you were going down on him. You pompussa**.
 
joebo3001
joebo3001
Joined: Oct 8, 2006
Posted: Aug 11th, 2007 at 10:04 pm
You probably don't like it because you were probably over at your boyfriends house watching him play, not give you a turn, and was getting owned every 5 seconds while you were blowing him. You pompous ass
 
joebo3001
joebo3001
Joined: Oct 8, 2006
Posted: Aug 11th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
You were probably hating on this game because you were over at your boyfriends house watching him get owned every 5 seconds, while you wouldn't get a tun 'cause you were busy blowing him you pompous ass
 
nod113
nod113
Joined: Apr 21, 2006
Posted: Aug 22nd, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Wow all of you are so dumb he has said himself that it was a joke honestly I think that halo 2 is quite possibly one of the worst most anooyingly over-rated games of this millennium 4 stars!
 
UrbanMasque
UrbanMasque
Joined: May 16, 2007
Posted: Aug 25th, 2007 at 9:38 pm
*two thumbs up*
 
Master_Craig
Master_Craig
Joined: Jul 2, 2006
Posted: Sep 1st, 2007 at 7:29 am
This is a horrible review, Longo_2guns. Sure, you didn't force anyone to read it but it is the only user-made review that gave the game such a negative score. I've never played Halo 2, and you've made absolutely no point as to -why- the game is bad. I've heard it's bad, I've heard it's good, some people say it's the best and some people say it's overrated, but clearly you've made no relevant points as to why you do not like this game and why you gave it such a low score. Honestly, your review isn't bagging out the game, it's bagging about the people who would enjoy it. If you can, edit this review so you can tell everyone -why- you don't like the game.
 
Master_Craig
Master_Craig
Joined: Jul 2, 2006
Posted: Sep 1st, 2007 at 7:29 am
This is a horrible review, Longo_2guns. Sure, you didn't force anyone to read it but it is the only user-made review that gave the game such a negative score. I've never played Halo 2, and you've made absolutely no point as to -why- the game is bad. I've heard it's bad, I've heard it's good, some people say it's the best and some people say it's overrated, but clearly you've made no relevant points as to why you do not like this game and why you gave it such a low score. Honestly, your review isn't bagging out the game, it's bagging about the people who would enjoy it. If you can, edit this review so you can tell everyone -why- you don't like the game.
 
Silios
Silios
Joined: Jul 27, 2003
Posted: Sep 11th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
This is called getting your point across.
 
Icepick
Icepick
Joined: Dec 15, 2002
Posted: Nov 17th, 2007 at 2:13 am
the comments on this review have got to be the most entertainment I've gotten out of halo 2
 
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