Less so a review of the game, as I don't own it, and more so for the reviewer! Your vivid description and deep rotten humor is all I really needed to buy this game. I refuse to pre-order, so i can wait and see the review here, which has been dreadful 99% of the time. The 360 has been a bust since I got it right in the beginning. But, now (like poop in an elevator) I have something to look forward to. Forget Christmas, I need to go buy some new games!!