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Saint's Row Member Review for the Xbox360

By:
mason9227
11/05/06
PRINTER FRIENDLY VERSION
EMAIL TO A FRIEND
GENRE Action 
PLAYERS 1- 12 
PUBLISHER THQ 
DEVELOPER Volition 
RELEASE DATE Out Now
M Contains Blood and Gore, Intense Violence, Partial Nudity, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, Use of Drugs and Alcohol

What do these ratings mean?

Im going to spend as much time typing up this review as I did laughing at this game. This game sucks so much balls. Never let a white guy try and make a gangster movie. Everything sucks about it. The highlights of it are:

The main characters' shadow, Kicking dead bodys and how the collision works, and the guy sitting on the bench.

This game sucks gigantic balls. Elephancy sized balls.


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  • bokid128
    bokid128

    Joined: Dec 2006
    Posted: Dec 3rd, 2006 at 6:37 pm
    its not that bad of a game
  • Weavel
    Weavel

    Joined: Nov 2006
    Posted: Dec 10th, 2006 at 8:33 am
    I agree with bokid128. Could you tell us exactly what is wrong with it?
  • resistance_man
    resistance_man

    Joined: Dec 2006
    Posted: Dec 12th, 2006 at 8:28 pm
    I'm wit ya man this game is super gay and so are the two queers that who wrote the first two comments
  • spartan_2142
    spartan_2142

    Joined: Nov 2006
    Posted: Dec 19th, 2006 at 6:47 pm
    its just aknock off of gta games nothing more nothing less
  • mason9227
    mason9227

    Joined: Dec 2005
    Posted: Dec 30th, 2006 at 11:01 am
    thank you guys. you see what im sayin, these niggas know games
  • Xero_Boi
    Xero_Boi

    Joined: Jan 2007
    Posted: Jan 25th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
    *walks up to mason and cracks him in the skull with a shotgun* you are Either a microsoft hater, or you just judge a game before you even PLAY it.
  • u_dont_evn_kno
    u_dont_evn_kno

    Joined: Feb 2007
    Posted: Feb 11th, 2007 at 4:33 am
    i agree xero
  • tykeekay
    tykeekay

    Joined: Mar 2007
    Posted: Mar 14th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
    THIS is a good game. SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
  • tykeekay
    tykeekay

    Joined: Mar 2007
    Posted: Mar 14th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
    THIS IS A GOOD GAME. SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU
  • tykeekay
    tykeekay

    Joined: Mar 2007
    Posted: Mar 14th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
    I agree with xero TOO
  • Gabyea
    Gabyea

    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Jun 5th, 2007 at 11:16 pm
    "Im going to spend as much time typing up this review as I did laughing at this game." What? your review is like 4 sentences long, and is not a brilliant piece of literature, how old are you, you sound like a spoiled kid.
  • Gabyea
    Gabyea

    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Jun 5th, 2007 at 11:16 pm
    "Im going to spend as much time typing up this review as I did laughing at this game." What? your review is like 4 sentences long, and is not a brilliant piece of literature, how old are you, you sound like a spoiled kid.
  • jong4tv
    jong4tv

    Joined: Sep 2007
    Posted: Sep 13th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
    you suck because
  • jong4tv
    jong4tv

    Joined: Sep 2007
    Posted: Sep 29th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
    you suck becase I love saint row
  • BioLynch04
    BioLynch04

    Joined: Jan 2008
    Posted: Jan 11th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    Dude, c'mon. Honestly, why would you post a review like this? If you're not going to spend the time writing a review that actually tells why it sucks then don't write it. As far as I'm concerned any review that doesn't show any evidence of reasoning is pointless.
  • PsionicSoldier
    PsionicSoldier

    Joined: May 2006
    Posted: Nov 14th, 2008 at 11:48 am
    Why hate something that did well. jealous *******s.

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