Pandora's Tower Review
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but swords and chains excite me. Should you climb the towers in Xseed's JRPG/adventure hybrid to save your cursed (and tragically whiny) girlfriend?
[ Editor's Note: As Nick Olsen is a writer for Theory of Gaming, this won't be counted in the monthly Vox Pop prize. However, it is very much a worthy read. ]
By Nick Olsen
Co-founder, Theory of Gaming
In 1985 Nintendo started a revolution when it...
Why the fuck are you reading this? Don't you know who I am!? I am not someone whos writes reviews to be trusted. Who the fuck is looking at this old fucking game anyways? You still own a fucking xbox 360?! What the fuck is wrong with you? Dont you know next generation is out? Wait. ITS NOT? WTF ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?