Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim’s Map Is an Eye Full


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I know plenty of you are very excited for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Let's talk about it. So, dinosaur people? Yes or no? Cowardly Lion? Maybe on my second playthrough... What's that?

Oh yes, that IS Skyrim's map. Look at its hills, its rivers, its... tiny, tiny icons. Revealed by way of some Russian thing or another (RUSSIAN! HA!), Bethesda handed out copies of the map to event-goers so that they could promptly go home and share it with the rest of the world.

The cold war really is over! Sorry about my whole anti-Russian's crack.... I... didn't mean it. Thank you, really. Thanks for the map.

Are you even reading what I'm writing right now?