Imagine taking a game that millions of people are desperately excited for. I mean they are hotly anticipating this title. Now imagine that you've been playing it for years while it's been in development. Now imagine shitting all over everyone's dreams by speedrunning that game in just over two hours.
Don't you feel disgusting?
Bethesda employees Jeff Browne and Sam Berstein don't feel disgusting. They feel the sweet taste of victory. Well... one of them does. Bethesda dev Jeff Browne finished The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim's main game in 2:16:30. QA tech Sam Berstein completed the game in 2:16:10.
What is wrong with these people? You gotta take your time with Skyrim... make sweet love to it... then offer it a ride home.