Ezio Fights Ezio And More In Soul Calibur V Gameplay


If you've been wondering what it's like when some Italian playboy gets to take the stage of history, if you've been wondering how a hidden blade stacks up against a giant sword with an eyeball, if you've been wondering what happens when a women with a giant spear stabs said Italian playboy several times, then the video above is for you.

I honestly feel like no other medium allows me to write stupid bull shit like what I just wrote. Seriously, thank you video games for creating such insanity. Italian playboys should be spending their time... playing... and not jumping around on rooftops. Thank God Namco Bandai and the Soul Calibur V team went with an actually believable and not intergalactic wizards.

Soul Calibur V is scheduled for release next week, January 31st, for Xbox 360 and PS3.