Mass Effect 3 Multiplayer In Convenient Chart Form

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A chart? Are you kidding me? You expect me to read words? I can't even read my own words. I can't even be bothered to look at anything. *Groan* Just tell me what it says on there. I don't wanna read!

*Stomps feet* Don't make me!

Look, you can all read the graph for yourselves, but how about some of these amazing statistics I just made up?

  • Over 200% of everyone who complains about Mass Effect 3 on the internet is stupid!
  • 0.0001% of humans with lives have complained about Mass Effect 3's ending!
  • 0% of all executives with any power over the post-release DLC plans for Mass Effect 3 have given a shit about an online peititon... IN THEIR LIVES!