All the new Sim City is making me do is play the old Sim City. So until I kick the Sim City 2000 habit I've managed to pick back up like it was 1995, I'll have to settle for trailers like this… that make…
Sim City (2013) sound so boring! Seriously, watching other people play Sim City is about as entertaining as watching paint dry (wow! Look at it change colors!). One time I accidentally deleted my cousin's metropolis. That was the most entertainment I'd ever had with someone else's game of Sim City. I felt so bad… but not as bad as my cousin felt.
It was embarassing for my aunt who had to talk my cousin down from like the tallest goddam tree in the neighborhood, all while I had no clue what I did wrong. Wow, check out those factory building graphics!