I don't need to tell you how stupid you are. I think you already know. Either way, I figured I'd point it out right in the beginning of this news post, but you didn't even realize that I was doing that.
Because you're stupid.
You're stupid for not loving this game like I do. It's got a great story, excellent gameplay, and ton of horses to choose from. Don't you see why this game is awesome? Of course not, you're too stupid.