So your ending sucks, big deal! We're going to make you a best seller, baby! You're going to be a star! First, we're going to slash the price of your movie to just $30. Then we're going to pair you up with a bunch of other discounted crap.
No, the bargain bin isn't as glamorous, but at least we'll keep you going through the end of April. People gotta play you baby! $29.99 is a steal and they won't be able resist you!