Call of Duty DLC Sale Is Slightly Less Exciting Than Atlus Sale

You! Yes, you! Are you ready to kick some ass on the internets with like some buttons and triggers instead of like a real man on the battlefield! GOOD! Because you're a wuss! Real men play with Nerf Guns! That's right, I said it! NERF GUNS! Anyone think they're man enough to really fight it out with grown up toys is going to have to draw pistols at dawn! That's right!

... NERF PISTOLS! Those of you who are little baby men can check out Activision's flash sale of Call of Duty DLC this July 4th! The sale is on for a limited time and sees a 50% cut in the follow DOWNLOADABLE CONTENT PACKS! MAGGOTS!

MW3 Content Collection #1!
MW3 Content Collection #2!
Black Ops First Strike!
Black Ops Escalation!
Black Ops Annihilation!
Black Ops Rezurrection!

Alright, see you guys tomorrow morning for our awesome NERF Gun battle.