China, the land of knock-offs, factory workers, and zero care for humanity, sometimes has a stroke of genius. The Droid X360, while completely ripping off the Vita's design, is one of those products that people would actually want.
Despite looking like the Vita, it's all Android's delicious Ice Cream Sandwich under the hood. It's got some pretty beefy specs, too—like 8GB on-board storage (something the Vita doesn't have), and a 512MB of RAM. But the part you'd probably be the most interested in, is the fact that it comes with 9 different emulators pre-installed, so you can run from the NES, to the PSOne, to the Nintendo 64 and everything in between.
So tell me, is this the droid you're looking for?