The year was 1773 and the latest Tea was coming out. Then, Great Britain said that DLT was also going to be available on release day for those tea drinkers who wanted to drink tea together.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" exclaimed Benjamin Franklin. "THIS IS BULL SHIT!"
"I'd wager it's already in the tea! How can they keep you from drinking the tea together?" asked George Washington.
So they all threw the tea in the water and the rest is history. The story of America is a great one, but it's about to get even greater when Assassin's Creed III arrives on Xbox 360 and PS3 October 30th. PC and Wii U versions will land in November.