Posted above is the first Wii U TV commercial... in Britain.
You would think they would proofread some of the words that were flung across the screen, like that "a" missing between "with" and "brand". And the sound effects accompanying the ninja star make me want me to fling one into the narrator.
And what's up with all the bullet points? It's not like a Powerpoint presentation. And if that girlfriend was truly hot, she would actually join in the fun, or at least that's what I hope the Wii U is all about.
I'm also not sure about point #4, which to me sounds like "oh, I like being distracted when I game".