Oh man. College. Shit. Tough decisions. Do I take Woody and get called a gay cowboy or do I take Buzz and get called space homo? Dammit. What the hell do I do? I'm a student, I just bought a Windows 7 PC and now I need to know what I'm going to play with when I'm not studying at school.
Andy, you idiot, take the free Xbox 360 you just got!
That's right, if you're a student and you buy a Windows 7 PC starting May 22nd, you'll walk away with a free Xbox 360 with 4 GB storage. Yes, that's the retarded cousin from the same family tree as the "Arcade" Xbox 360, but you can't beat free.
You'll get a free 360 when you pay $699 or more for a Windows 7 PC. General Marketing Manager for Windows Kathleen Hall said:
A hot new Windows 7-based PC with a free Xbox 360 is the ultimate productivity, social and entertainment package for students. In one shot, with this great offer, Microsoft is given students everything they need for a successful new school year.
This may be coincidental but when I got an Xbox 360 my grades started slipping, I started missing more classes, and I had a terrible sleep schedule. Just sayin'....