Prepare For Tomorrow’s Trio Of GTA V Trailers By Entering To Win A Spot In The Game

The tenets of Epsilonism are many, but all you really need to know is that you'll be handing over your name, phone number, e-mail address, and any sense that you're an individual. Kifflom, brother, it's time to join Rockstar Games in Los Santos for your shot at immortality with the rest of Epsilon's elite.

As part of their build up to Grand Theft Auto V's release, Rockstar Games is offering digital hoodlums everywhere the chance to actually appear in the game as a cast of five Epsilon Program members. Despite appearing on the "viral" site for GTA V, the terms state that "Rockstar Games is holding a 'casting call' event giving Grand Theft Auto fans an opportunity to be cast as one of five Epsilon Program members in Grand Theft Auto V. If you are chosen, your features will be used to create one of the five characters in the game."

Seems legit to me! Are you ready to be happy and free from thought? Who else is waking up early to catch the premiere of three new, character-specific trailers for GTA V? Am I talking to myself? Should I accept Epsilon into my life? Kifflom?