Fans Eviscerate Trailer For Rambo: The Video Game

Publisher Reef Entertainment and developer Teyon thought that a gameplay trailer for their upcoming action title Rambo: The Video Game couldn't hurt, but the bullet-storm of YouTube commenters would beg to differ.

Maybe it's the fact that the trailer flaunts QTEs, that the game looks like an on-rails shooter, that a tank sounds like a flock of birds dying in a vat of hot oil, or that the in-game shadowing looks like a smattering of poop smears. Whatever the case, the amount of hatred is seething:

"It's like a port of an IOS game..."
"This looks like a game you'd play on an arcade machine in 1993."
"Why did you do this to us? Wtf did we do to you? Quick Time? First Person? Crappy Graphics??? Dafaq were you thinking? You sons of Satan!"
"Is it just me or has the game no sound or nearly no sound?"
"This is not worth buying FUCK!!!!!!!!!!"

The only question is whether our GR community can do better. (Oh, I know you can.)