Colorado Still Kind of Won the Super Bowl Thanks to South Park

Did you watch the Super Bowl yesterday? Do you wish you hadn't? If you skipped the big game you would have missed all those reasons to buy a new car, none of which include "you need to get to school or work". Haha, stupid cars. Cars are way less efficient than the train or the bus, but then there isn't a company that can spend a million plus dollars advertising the train or the bus during the Super Bowl.

You know who did have a million plus dolllars to advertise during the Super Bowl? Ubisoft! I think they must have plundered the funds at the end of 2013. South Park: The Stick of Truth got some special air time during the game, but the company also included new clips on the game's website.

The video above aired during the Super Bowl and gives a quick "the gang's all here" overview. The two videos below are both not safe for work due to language. I'll shut up now though. Cartman's mouth is big enough for us all.