id Software and Bethesda. Bethesda and id Software. What kind of crazy shooter RPG love-in are they having over there under the Zenimax Media banner? Arks? Post-apocalyptic landscape? A soul-survivor of an underground fallout chamber?
Oh, I get it! You know, RAGE looks like it's got some amazing FPS gameplay, a beautiful engine, and a dash of car-combat, but some of those characters look so douchey! Some characters look fantastic too, and none of that will keep me from playing the game, nor should it keep you from enjoying some wasteland survival in RAGE, but if you catch me after the apocalypse wearing fashion like that, put me out of my misery, won't you?