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Posted on Tuesday, July 26 @ 11:26:19 Eastern by
ThreatDown - Cute Bears

Listen up, Nation. I don't need to tell you that bears aren't cute. They aren't cuddly. They aren't friendly. They would just as soon gnaw on your leg as they would steal your baby and raise it for their own. That won't stop Microsoft and your Xbox 360 from confusing your children.

Yes, it seems Bill Gates is actually Bear Gates, no relation to Bear Grylls. This Fall will see the introduction of bears to Kinectimals, the furry, fuzzy, never-actually-touching-anything, oh-God-my-child-why-is-she-crawling-into-the-lion-cage Kinect game. The "Bear Island" DLC will be available this Fall for $14.99, or at retail by way of Kinectimals Now With Bears!

Bear witness to the terror in the new screenshots below.
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  • Amorphis
    Amorphis
    Joined: Dec 2010
    Posted: Jul 26th, 2011 at 11:48 am
    I forgot how unfunny Colbert was. I'm sure I'm not funny either, but I'm not being paid to be on TV and act unfunny...I'm sorry
    1 3
  • Guernica
    Guernica
    Joined: Mar 2009
    Posted: Jul 26th, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    I agree. I've never gotten what people see in him.
    0 1
  • xxmrcyanidexx
    xxmrcyanidexx
    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: Jul 26th, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    Comedy is subjective. Some people don't like him, but there are plenty who do. I, for one, never never never saw what was funny about Seinfeld. Never. I've watched it, and I've never laughed. Never.
    1 2
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff
    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Jul 26th, 2011 at 2:08 pm
    But... but... but... Seinfeld is hilarious!
    0 0
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg
    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Jul 26th, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    No. o_o Not funny. To quote a wise man: "Comedy is subjective. Some people don't like him, but there are plenty who do."
    0 1
  • Amorphis
    Amorphis
    Joined: Dec 2010
    Posted: Jul 27th, 2011 at 10:27 am
    He's an anti-Jerry-ite!
    0 1
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg
    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Jul 26th, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    @Amorphis: Don’t be so hard on yourself, I think you’ve said some funny things.
    0 2
  • Amorphis
    Amorphis
    Joined: Dec 2010
    Posted: Jul 27th, 2011 at 10:27 am
    Much appreciated :D
    0 1
  • StickyGreenGamer
    StickyGreenGamer
    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Jul 26th, 2011 at 12:12 pm
    My mom would find that panda adorable. Then again my mom doesn't play XBox.
    0 1
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff
    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Jul 26th, 2011 at 4:41 pm
    Make your mother a believer!
    0 0
  • Klandathu
    Klandathu
    Joined: Apr 2008
    Posted: Jul 26th, 2011 at 6:13 pm
    So what's up with your comments being in a fancy red box? Can I have one too?
    0 1
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg
    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Jul 26th, 2011 at 6:58 pm
    Me too! Me too!
    0 1
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff
    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Jul 26th, 2011 at 7:54 pm
    Staff only :p
    0 1
  • drathbone
    drathbone
    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: Jul 27th, 2011 at 12:58 am
    So they can make a red box around staff posts but no edit/delete button....plz reallocate resources
    0 1
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff
    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Jul 27th, 2011 at 8:16 am
    Red box is a lot easier to implement.
    0 1
  • drathbone
    drathbone
    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: Jul 27th, 2011 at 7:48 pm
    Not enough minerals.
    0 0
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg
    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Jul 26th, 2011 at 12:57 pm
    To much cute makes me barf… BLECHHHH!!
    0 1
  • dnlg88
    dnlg88
    Joined: Jan 2007
    Posted: Jul 26th, 2011 at 6:30 pm
    They remind me of the cute christmas animals from the south park christmas special. You know like they are about to do something horrible.
    0 1
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff
    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Jul 26th, 2011 at 7:55 pm
    damn right! can't trust those bears nearly as far as I can throw them.
    0 1
  • slowdiver
    slowdiver
    Joined: Nov 2008
    Posted: Jul 26th, 2011 at 11:54 pm
    Remember kids - GR staff are trained professionals working in a safe environment. Never EVER attempt to throw a bear yourself. Unless you have a GR bear wrangler present, then knock yourself out ;-)
    0 2

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