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Parents Name Baby Dovahkiin

Posted on Thursday, November 17 @ 07:16:53 Eastern by


On February 18, Bethesda's Pete Hines presented the following quest: Name your baby Dovahkiin on Skyrim Day 11/11/11 and you will receive the ultimate baby shower gift, Steam keys for every Zenimax/Bethesda game past, present, and future for life. However, the quest came with a long and serious disclaimer:

Any reward for completing this quest will not ultimately justify the potential teasing your child could — and probably will — endure over its lifespan. Bethesda Softworks is not responsible for your parenting. You may gain experience points for completing this quest, but you will not care at 3am on a work night. Completion of this quest may also result in decreased desire to play video games and/or function as a human being. Consult with your friends before embarking on this quest; while it may not start in prison, it probably ends there.

Challenge accepted!

Megan and Eric Kellermeyer have conceived a child on 11/11/11 at 6:08 PST named Dovahkiin Tom Kellermeyer, forever making him the target of playground abuse altering his fate. Look, he's already angry.

Just remember not to shout at him, folks, for he shall shout back.
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