Saints Row IV Wants You! One Nation, Under Wub!
Posted on Monday, July 15 @ 13:45:34 PST by Nicholas Tan
Deep Silver and Future US have combined their forces of patriotism in the creation of SaintsGov.com, the official website of the Saints administration in Saints Row IV!
There, you can read a short bio on Keith David as the Vice President, register your Dubstep Gun, and create your very own SaintsID (by cropping an old photo of yourself where a light switch is awkwardly in the background and during a time when you thought backwards, black cabbie hats were fashionable). At the very least, the randomly generated "perfectenschlag" is the perfect safe word for me.
You can also vote on the most ridiculous nonsense bills. I voted for Free Tattoo Friday, but as of this writing, "No Shoes, No Shirts - Full Service" and "Send Genki To The UN" are ranked #1. I don't know whether I want to see people naked in the supermarket (America is #2 in obesity in the world), so sending a crazy cat person to the UN is the next best option.
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