Smell Like You've Been Infected By The Blacklight Virus
Posted on Friday, April 1 @ 08:30:40 Eastern by Anthony Severino
Have you ever wanted to smell like a video game villain? Now's your chance with new Heller cologne. This fine Eau de Toilette spray is sure to attract women, Prototype antagonist Alex Mercer, and even some species of mice.
Experience it in 0.7 and 4.1 fl. oz. sizes, or try our new 5 gallon home mist kit!
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