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Posted on Monday, August 8 @ 10:59:14 Eastern by
Here, check this out. If you're a fan of Sonic the Hedgehog, you should probably have you head checked. Wait a second, let's back up a second. I can understand if you still have a fondness for the blue blur. Sonic Generations is truly one of the best shots at bringing Sonic back to his former glory... even if SEGA is copying classic 2D Sonic levels pixel for pixel.

OK, OK, watch:


Things start out fine. The... "newer" Sonic levels play out as expected (which is to say they play out terribly). The 2D levels look great (and they sound great), but then Sonic... starts riding... a skateboard! A F***ING SKATEBOARD!!!

NO! Don't do this to him! Please! What's wrong with you, SEGA?!
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  • TheJx4
    TheJx4

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 11:17 am
    It's inevitable.
    Sonic Team knows damn well how to handle the 3D levels, they just refuse to do it correctly.
  • wildmario
    wildmario

    Joined: Jan 2007
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 11:24 am
    It's Sega, what do you expect? A good Sonic game will come once Half Life 2: Episode 3 comes out.
  • TheJx4
    TheJx4

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 11:37 am
    Episode 3 released last year?
  • quiknkold
    quiknkold

    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 11:30 am
    Sega, its time to end Sonic and focus on some of your more neglected franchise

    Its been over nearly 15 years since we last saw vectorman
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    Or Skies of Arcadia... or... the list would be exhausting.
  • TheJx4
    TheJx4

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 12:34 pm
    Jet Set [insert name here]
  • Josh_Laddin
    Josh_Laddin

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 5:43 pm
    Omg sign me the hell up for a Skies sequel!
  • damo_rox619
    damo_rox619

    Joined: Jan 2007
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 10:51 pm
    thats a very contradictory statement. over nearly 15 years?
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    The first board has no wheels. It’s a snowboard.
  • MarkyBee
    MarkyBee

    Joined: Mar 2007
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 12:20 pm
    There should be a rule of Trilogies established, few IP's make it past their third incarnation before they turn to crap - it's by the fourth sequel that companies just begin throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks, just look at Capcom who are criminal for doing this with the beat-em up and survival horror sequels they release on a bi-yearly basis. - Maybe Half Life 3 and Episode 3 will be the same game, the final chapter than Valve badly doesn't want to screw up?
  • MarkyBee
    MarkyBee

    Joined: Mar 2007
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    Sorry meant to reply to TheJx4's comment but can't delete/move it
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    @MaryBee: Cute cat.
  • De-Ting
    De-Ting

    Joined: Nov 2006
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    That's Ceiling Cat. He watches you masturbate...
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    In Soviet Russia Ceiling Cat masturbates you…
  • usaglory
    usaglory

    Joined: Mar 2009
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    De-Ting is hogging this award but what the heck: nominated for The People Speak. Better keep an eye on the ceiling from now on.
  • TheJx4
    TheJx4

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 6:37 pm
    Wait, so....it's not masturbation anymore...
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    gamerevolution.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=16779

    Here'​s a forum thread where your sentiments are echoed by many more community members.
  • MarkyBee
    MarkyBee

    Joined: Mar 2007
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 6:03 pm
    I haven't replied in the thread but it's a good one - it's possible that a game comes out of the sonic franchise yet that doesn't wreck on impact - but this wont be it.
  • TheJx4
    TheJx4

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 6:38 pm
    I'm just going to assume you have no clue what Sonic Colors is.
  • TheJx4
    TheJx4

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    Haayyyyyyyyyyyyloooooooooooooo Reich.
    Terrible game.
  • filthybits
    filthybits

    Joined: Mar 2011
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 12:42 pm
    I think this game looks kinda neat.
  • xxmrcyanidexx
    xxmrcyanidexx

    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 1:04 pm
    Better keep this Sonic riding a skateboard idea away from Activision.
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    Nominated for The People Speak. lol
  • stylekiller
    stylekiller

    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 1:21 pm
    Ugh, what sega has done is put the skateboard community another 2 years, we tried so hard to eliminate chain wallets and TH: Ride, now this!?!
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 1:37 pm
    Chain wallets? I thought only Rednecks used chained wallets. (I can talk, I is one!)
  • stylekiller
    stylekiller

    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    Rednecks and mid-90's skateboarders (I can talk also, I live in FL). Trying hard to get well off suburban kids fro PBR is another mission.
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    Well, as long as they don’t start thinking of family reunions as a good place to pick-up chicks, I think they can drink whatever they want.
  • stylekiller
    stylekiller

    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 2:40 pm
    true tiny but, to me, it's the principle of the matter
  • TheJx4
    TheJx4

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 6:39 pm
    You mean that's NOT the place to pick-up chicks?
    :
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 7:42 pm
    To quote Jeff Foxworthy: “If you think a family reunion is a good place to pick-up chicks, you might be a Redneck.”
  • OdiousLupous
    OdiousLupous

    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    Sonic lives in San Fransisco? How can Dr Robotnik build his machines paying some of the highest state taxes in the country?
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    They’re imported by North Korean smugglers/black marketers.
  • OdiousLupous
    OdiousLupous

    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Aug 9th, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    That explains how a spinning hedgehog can so easily destroy them then.
  • Josh_Laddin
    Josh_Laddin

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 2:36 pm
    This doesn't surprise me considering that that level is based on the first level from SA2 (which, despite all you haters, I actually enjoyed a lot). My main worry about the game is that it seems like half of it is just old levels with new graphics. It's perfectly fine if the levels are themed like the old games, but it looks like lazy level design to me when half of it is actually the same exact levels I played as a kid with just a new coat of paint.
  • usaglory
    usaglory

    Joined: Mar 2009
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    You can call always call it a remake.
  • danielrbischoff
    danielrbischoff

    Joined: Nov 2009
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    The skateboard is during a 2D level at the end of the video. A 2D LEVEL WTFFF
  • Masterwabbit
    Masterwabbit

    Joined: Mar 2009
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 4:54 pm
    That skateboarding section at the tail end reminded me of Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil's hoverboarding sections.

    Man, now THAT'S a series that should have more sequels by now.
  • Merlin
    Merlin

    Joined: Oct 2005
    Posted: Aug 8th, 2011 at 10:54 pm
    You know I am a huge sonic fan but this skateboard nor the snowboard really offends me. By the looks they are quick little moments of speed and for what little its worth they don't stick around that long to seem to be to annoying. Sonic's character by nature of what little there is of it. IS a daredevil complex. Loves the thrills and the gags and don't forget chili dogs. I don't see the need to be up in arms about this. From what I have seen so far the game looks like it could still be very promising. I mean at least its not a GUN because who in there right mind would think a Gun would be a great addition to the sonic universe :)
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Aug 9th, 2011 at 6:55 am
    To tell the truth I only ever played Sonic on the Sega Genesis that a friend loaned me. I could get about halfway through before game over. I never fell in love with the Hedgehog, but I have no reason to hate him either. For you and all the fans of the blue blur I hope this game does not suck, in fact I hope it rocks just like you remember the old ones doing.
  • Kese_Arcade
    Kese_Arcade

    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: Aug 9th, 2011 at 12:29 am
    Exactly Merlin. Sonic rode a snowboard in sonic 3 and everyone thought it was cool but nowadays so called Sonic fans are desperate to complain about anything they can.
  • Kese_Arcade
    Kese_Arcade

    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: Aug 9th, 2011 at 12:57 am
    and I hate to say it but it's clear these people are hating on something that's so insignificant and stupid (and arguably would be a fun novelty power up) because they're expecting this game to capture a sense of fun and wonder the Sonic games made them experience as a child, but they clearly can't do that anymore because no matter how fun the game is whether it's staying 100% true to the past or not the game isn't going to be able to reverse the fact that they've developed into cynical a-holes who have to make huge deals about nothing to make themselves feel relevant and insightful.

    Of course we as actual fans want some new stuff in it, if we didn't want anything new I'd just fire up Sonic's Genesis Collection.
  • GuerillaMatzilla
    GuerillaMatzilla

    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: Aug 9th, 2011 at 10:31 am
    I remember sonic's face on the insert 25 cents on the older arcade screens reminding me that Sonic says no to drugs lol

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