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The Real Slim Shady Will Stand Up For Nintendo At E3 Presser

Posted on Wednesday, May 16 @ 15:35:31 Eastern by


Since I can't take this new rumor seriously (although it's probably true), I'm going to play just like the horrible joke it is and write this story as awful rap lyrics.

You're going to be shocked like you never were before. 
Jaw will hit the floor when you see Eminem walk through the door.
And take the stage in a fit of rage for big N, so the rumors states.
For a Wii U game that's rated M, created by Nintendo... wait?
From a video he'll host, playing a new game called Acid Ghost.
This comes from a source who's anonymous.
A story that will make Nintendo and Slim Shady synonymous.
You won't believe your eyes, even if you were an optometrist.

If you don't understand rap, the gist of it is this: Rumor has it that Nintendo will feature a video of Eminem playing a new mature Wii U title called Acid Ghost during their E3 press conference.

I apologize for my actions here today.

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  • wildmario
    wildmario

    Joined: Jan 2007
    Posted: May 16th, 2012 at 4:12 pm
    I have no words for this
  • Bretimus_v2
    Bretimus_v2

    Joined: Jan 2009
    Posted: May 16th, 2012 at 4:23 pm
    Anthony, wonderful delivery.
  • Bras
    Bras

    Joined: Jul 2008
    Posted: May 16th, 2012 at 5:21 pm
    i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo224/halomaniac_117/apefaceplam​.jpg
  • drathbone
    drathbone

    Joined: May 2011
    Posted: May 16th, 2012 at 5:49 pm
    youtube.com/watch?v=zQy5cIT_Stk
  • sliverstorm
    sliverstorm

    Joined: Jun 2007
    Posted: May 16th, 2012 at 5:56 pm
    Wait, wha-
  • OdiousLupous
    OdiousLupous

    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: May 16th, 2012 at 6:23 pm
    Id rather have hologram Tupac...
  • Keri_Honea
    Keri_Honea

    Joined: Dec 2011
    Posted: May 16th, 2012 at 6:37 pm
    I suddenly long for Mr. Caffeine...
  • TheJx4
    TheJx4

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: May 16th, 2012 at 7:17 pm
    This is probably because of his "life is no nintendo game" line.
  • Ivory_Soul
    Ivory_Soul

    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: May 17th, 2012 at 12:00 am
    I don't even think Eminem plays video games. He seems like he just broods in his studio 24/7.
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: May 17th, 2012 at 12:23 am
    Head hurts now.
  • spartan317
    spartan317

    Joined: Dec 2005
    Posted: May 17th, 2012 at 12:34 am
    Mine ears started to bleed...
  • Anthony_Severino
    Anthony_Severino

    Joined: Oct 2010
    Posted: May 17th, 2012 at 6:00 am
    And you couldn't even hear the lyrics. Now that's spitting flames right "thur"... Do they still say "thur"? Or did that go out with that Band-Aid dude?
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: May 17th, 2012 at 7:14 am
    Please stop.
  • TheJx4
    TheJx4

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: May 17th, 2012 at 4:40 pm
    Eminem doesn't even rap like that...please make fun of someone mediocre, such as Future.
  • UghRochester
    UghRochester

    Joined: Jun 2006
    Posted: May 17th, 2012 at 7:09 am
    Anthony, time for a big boy to step up. Yo...where's my snare? Alright, yeah...uh-huh.

    You see There's a Big E3
    Similar to Shady's name which made fame
    I'm representing Nintendo by presenting
    A big hoe Ghost Acid, M rated because of Lake Placid.
    Wii U, Me, see you when you added.

    Ok, I'm not as good as Anthony, but I tried.
  • Bretimus_v2
    Bretimus_v2

    Joined: Jan 2009
    Posted: May 17th, 2012 at 7:46 am
    It's not a good sign when you're more dated than Tiny.
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg

    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: May 17th, 2012 at 1:45 pm
    Amen brother.

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