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[NSFW] THQ Loses 25 Four Foot-Long Purple Dildos

Posted on Friday, November 11 @ 12:48:20 Eastern by


On of the deadliest weapons in Saints Row: The Third is the Penetrator - a four foot-long purple dildo on a wooden stick used to dickslap adversaries. With the game releasing next week, THQ sent a number of real-life Penetrator replicas to journalists across Europe (damn, I wanted one). The only problem is... is that they lost 25 of them.

THQ claims to have a handle on the situation, and will go to any depth - and they mean deep - to ensure these dildos don't fall into the wrong hands, or even worse, fall into the wrong holes.

Look out for Nick's review of the game, any day now.

Cool story bro: I'm writing this on a plane right now, and the two passengers to my left, as well as the stewardess flight attendants have given me a look like I'm a disgusting pervert. They're right, but this is just work.
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  • Bras
    Bras
    Joined: Jul 2008
    Posted: Nov 11th, 2011 at 1:00 pm
    *reads* ..."damn, I wanted one"...
    *Checks to see whether a girl is writing the article*

    ....!!!
    Something's very wrong here, very wrong.
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  • usaglory
    usaglory
    Joined: Mar 2009
    Posted: Nov 11th, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    I concur. Why would you want one of those? You ARE a perv. Feel free to show the comments to the persons sitting next to you.
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  • Anthony_Severino
    Anthony_Severino
    Joined: Oct 2010
    Posted: Nov 11th, 2011 at 1:45 pm
    I showed them. Now that they saw who I was writing this for, they don't think I'm such a perv. ;)

    And, umm, of course I want one. I would slap a ***** with that. It would probably replace the Louisville Slugger I have to ward off robbers. I don't know about you, but I would be more afraid of someone coming at me with a giant purple ***** than I would be to a baseball bat.
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  • usaglory
    usaglory
    Joined: Mar 2009
    Posted: Nov 11th, 2011 at 1:51 pm
    You did? Damn, you are lucky you didn't end up getting b*tch-slapped by a marshal hehe. Oh, and I guess you have a point.
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  • Bras
    Bras
    Joined: Jul 2008
    Posted: Nov 11th, 2011 at 2:41 pm
    Ok so that's a fairly heterosexual explanation and I would find it hilarious to see a man chasing another man with a *****.

    But the way you said it was wrong! like...Assassin's-Creed-2-DRM wrong.
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  • Ranim
    Ranim
    Joined: Nov 2005
    Posted: Nov 11th, 2011 at 6:49 pm
    From Duke in a banana hammock to Nick with 25 ***** swords. The power of suggestion!
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  • OdiousLupous
    OdiousLupous
    Joined: Jul 2011
    Posted: Nov 12th, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    Well to be honest, which would scare you more? A quiet lonely old man who sits in his rocking chair on his porch with an shotgun making sure nobody walks on his lawn -or- replace that shotgun with a 4 ft long purple *****. Nobodies going on that lawn, nobody.
    0 0
  • tinymhg
    tinymhg
    Joined: Jun 2011
    Posted: Nov 13th, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    TPS Report!
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