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[NSFW] THQ Loses 25 Four Foot-Long Purple Dildos

Posted on Friday, November 11 @ 12:48:20 Eastern by


On of the deadliest weapons in Saints Row: The Third is the Penetrator - a four foot-long purple dildo on a wooden stick used to dickslap adversaries. With the game releasing next week, THQ sent a number of real-life Penetrator replicas to journalists across Europe (damn, I wanted one). The only problem is... is that they lost 25 of them.

THQ claims to have a handle on the situation, and will go to any depth - and they mean deep - to ensure these dildos don't fall into the wrong hands, or even worse, fall into the wrong holes.

Look out for Nick's review of the game, any day now.

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