Valve Looking to Hire A Psychologist

Sadly im only a psychiatrist not quite there yet

EDIT: Sadly I only need a psychiatrist, and I'm not quite all there yet.

This is the kind of stuff interesting games need.

I imagine a psychological Counter Strike would be nice

Maybe Valve's parents just didn't love them enough. Or maybe they loved them a little *too* much.

The psychologist isn't there to make the game "compelling" in a way anybody would notice. They will be there to make the game subtly draw you in by playing off the intricacies in human psychology and addictive behavior patterns.

Not true. There is more to psychology then addictive behavior patterns and intricacies. How about call them with a job offer and ask what specialization they wish to hire.

I didn't say that's all there was to psychology. However you also didn't provide any other reason a game company would hire a psychologist. The job solicitation says what specialization they are looking for.

Not to rain on peoples' parade you need more than a "psych degree" to be a psychologist. So if you have a doctorate in psychology and potentially any necessary liscences and love to play video games, then opportunity might be knocking right now.

The food services employees are the hardest worked at Valve.

Of course, the galley slaves are always the hardest worked.

"Mr. Weapon's Guy - DIAGNOSIS

The patient has dependency issues on a woman he refers to as "Sasha". Violently opposes the idea of her being anywhere without him. Patient copes with his problems through excessive eating. Patient also suffers from excessive paranoia, claiming all the medics in the hospital are spies. This is most likely due to his Russian background and possible former work in the KGB, whom he states he "keeled many cowards" with.

I nominate Masterwabbit to The People Speak. Does that make me codependent?

Your entire Wall of PhDs are babies!

Perhaps they can figure out what Snipers issues with fruit salesman originated from.

They sell FRUIT! You bloody fruit shop owner.