Xbox Live Activity Will Depress You
Posted on Wednesday, June 15 @ 10:38:03 PST by Daniel Bischoff
1. Call of Duty: Black Ops
2. Modern Warfare 2
3. Halo: Reach
Ah fuck it, I'll stop right there. This is getting out of hand. TWO?! TWO CALL OF DUTY GAMES?! Are you kidding me? How can the teeming, sweaty masses on Xbox Live not have something better to play?!
I know most of you reading this are a touch more sane than the teenagers with their parents credit-cards set for automatic-renewal, but if you know one of these hooligans, dig through your library of games and give them something else to play. Seriously. I know a kid who plays a lot ofCall of Duty: Black Ops... he ownstwo copies of Call of Duty: Black Ops. He has one copy for the PS3... and another copy for the Xbox 360. I'm giving that kid Mass Effect (the first). I swear to God we gotta get these children off of that horrible, horrible shit. Red Dead Redemption, Fallout 3, SOMETHING!
Don't forget to cut the barcode out of the back of the box so they can't sell it to Gamestop for Microsoft points and Call of Duty DLC cards.
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