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Toss Cletus in the back and take him to boot camp. |
Racing |
| Active Lancer | Fencers doped up on Viagra. Fear swordfights. | Arcade |
| Adventure Inlay | Line it up in a neat little line just to blow it away... | Puzzle |
| Adventure Inlay Safari | ... and find your power animal while you're at it. | Puzzle |
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You can all go to hell, except Cave 76! |
Strategy |
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| Airburst Extreme | Just like your manager. | Action |
| Aliens vs. Predator Gold Edition | Not another bug hunt. | Action |
| Aloha Solitaire | Them: "Hola!" You: "Get away from me! My cards! MINE!" | Cards |
| American McGee's Alice | Should have taken the blue pill. | Action |
| America's Army: Special Forces (Firefight) v2.3 | Sponsored by your friendly neighborhood foreign-guy-killers. | Action / Sim |
| Angel Egg | The Divine face of effort. | Arcade / Pinball |
| aquadot!red | it;sstill?pacman! | Arcade |
| Argonaut | The riskiest endeaver yields the highest profit. | Arcade |
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Games don't age, they become classics. |
RPG |
| BabelBloX | Ask God one question: "You Party?" | Puzzle |
| Battlefield 1942 - Multiplayer | How far would you go for your brother? | Tactical Action |
| Battlefield 1942 - Single Player | Axis of Evil goes squish. | Tactical Action |
| The Belt | It's either this or the genital cuff. | Arcade |
| Betty's Beer Bar | Defenses... reduced to zero. Must download... ugh. | Arcade |
| Big Money Deluxe | Big money let's go! No Whammies! | Puzzle |
| Billy Frontier | Back when metrosexuality earned you lead. | Arcade |
| BongoBoogie | No relation to DK. | Action |
| Boom | Bomberman meets doom. So we talking 2.5D? | Arcade |
| BreakQuest | Who would've thought that bouncing balls had anything to do with physics? | Arcade |
| Bricks of Camelot | Space aged seige weaponry. | Arcade |
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Let me stand next to your fire! |
Action |
| Call of Duty | Time to make the donuts you bastard! | Tactical Action |
| Captain Bumper | We need Bumper on lane #6! | Action |
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Hey, I'm driving here!
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Action
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| Championship Manager 4 | Cheating is only wrong to those who lost. | Sim / Sports |
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I will rule the world!
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Strategy
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| Clan Lord | Fight from impoverished slavery to lordship so you can enslave the poor. | RPG |
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Onward Soldier!
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Strategy
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| Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin | Dubba dubba you too! | Simulation |
| Command & Conquer | I'm the Mechanical Man! | Strategy |
| Command & Conquer Generals | You will do what I say when I say "Back to the Front!" | Strategy |
| Commandos 3 | Find your inner soldier. | Strategy |
| Cosmo Bots | Bugs + Space Station = Great Formula. | Action / Arcade |
| Crazy Golf | As if playing golf was not a symptom of psychosis in itself. | Arcade / Sports |
| Creepy Mines 2 | You must be THIS diesel to enter this ride. | Arcade / Puzzle |
| Cro-Mag Rally | Stone age speed demons. | Racing |
| Crystal Cave Gold | Mad bling up in here. | Puzzle |
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Move out, Marines!
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First Person Action
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| Dark Castle | A classic! The Black Knight must be stopped! | Action |
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How dare you take the last doughnut! Now you must pay!
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Third Person Action
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| Darwinia | Up from the ooze comes... you? | Action / Strategy |
| DCSquares | This is the freeware, and this is the online. | Puzzle |
| DD Poker 2 | Bruno-free practice. | Cards / Casino |
| DeepTrouble 2 | Move like a butterfly and run like a bootlegger. | Action |
| Deimos Rising | Monster Mojo + pi. | Arcade |
| Derelict | Space is zen and zen is the air. Mucho Deepo. | Action |
| Diablo 2 | Mac users, Blizzard loves you! | RPG |
| Digby's Donuts | A casual game for the casual fan of casual life. | Puzzle |
| Digi Pool | Sea of Sprites. | Puzzle |
| Diner Dash | Last Boss: Post ballgame obese party of ten. | Action / Puzzle |
| Dofus | If you don't know what "MMORPG" means by now, this game is perfect for you. | MMORPG |
| Dominions II - The Ascension Wars | When sitting at the top gets way too comfortable. | Strategy |
| Doom 3 | Make sure no one's around to watch you scream like a little girl. | Action |
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Blast horny aliens through the streets of LA! High levels
of testosterone recommended.
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First Person Action
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| Enemy Engaged | Who's this "Dubya" guy again? | Flight Sim |
| Enigmo | Batman's newest punching bag. | Puzzle |
| Equilibria | Brain food for a balanced game diet. | Puzzle |
| Escape From Monkey Island | Monkeys, monkeys, everywhere the monkeys! |
Adventure
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| Escape Velocity | Live out your dream to be a ruthless interstellar trader in this great Mac shareware game! | Action |
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Bigger, better, badder. |
Action |
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| Everquest - 15 Day Trial | A two week glimpse into infinity. | MMORPG |
| Fallout | Humans, nukes, public education... we saw it coming. | RPG |
| Feeding Frenzy | Mickey D's 24/7 All You Can Eat... | Action |
| ...that these dudes could seriously use. Drop that hotcake, fatty! |
Action / Sim |
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| Ford Racing 2 | Brought to you by: Buick! | Racing |
| Gangland | Free: The offer no one can refuse. | Strategy |
| Garden Golf | Budget country club for lesser tax brackets. | Sports |
| Geneforge 3 | The limbs of a tiger, head of a shark and the torso of a penguin. | RPG / Strategy |
| Germs | You want Germs? Man... do we got Germs! | Puzzle |
| Ghost Master | Complete with Ectoplasmic whip. | Strategy / Sim |
| Giants: Citizen Kabuto | The Hulk in a bowtie is as cool as hairy geisha. | Action |
| Gish | That stuff in your lungs after a trip to LA or NYC. | Action |
| GLTron | You want traffic? I'll give you traffic! | Arcade |
| Golden Logres | Now even pinball's got a mission-based storyline. | Arcade / Pinball |
| Gold Miner Joe | Not from those who brought you Boogerman! | Action |
| GooBall | Eeewww... hmmm. Salty! | Action |
| Gorky 17 | Sounds like a sitcom. | Action / Adventure |
| Gutterball 2 | A case where the game takes as much athleticism as the real thing. Note the "Gut". |
Sports |
| Halo: Combat Evolved | If you're going to get owned, do it in style. | Action |
| Hardwood Hearts | A man can't live on Hold 'Em alone. | Cards |
| Harry Potter & the Chamber of Secrets | "Expelli Gamus!!" | Adventure |
| Heavy Metal F.A.K.K. 2 | Julie, Julie, Julie... | Action |
| Hollow Ground | No wonder I keep on falling in. I thought Earth was just hungry. | Action |
| Homeworld 2 | After ours is broken, onto the next. |
Strategy |
| Hydrothermal | 1.21 Gigawatts!! | Sim |
| iConquer | iI iBeat iYou, iSon. | Strategy |
| The Incredibles | Just wait for something amazing... I guess. | Action |
| Indiana Jones and the Emperor’s Tomb | Forget the museum -- this one's for retirement! | Adventure |
| ishizume | Maybe if the name were further from Klax, people would think it's a diferent game. | Puzzle |
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Where being a slacker is laborious. |
Sports |
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Don't drive while intoxicated. |
Racing |
| Kelly Slater's Pro Surfer | Where faceplants are more forgiving than in skateboarding. | Sports |
| Kiki the Nanobot | Come 2012, we'll call ours "Drago".. | Puzzle |
| Kill Monty | Cartoon violence made baby Jesus cry. | Action |
| Kitty Spangles Solitaire | Too many "spangles" to fit in any friends. | Cards |
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His parents wanted him to be a knight. He just wanted to...SING! |
RPG / Strategy |
| Laser Dolphin | Ecco gets militant with some freakin' laser beams attached to his head! | Action |
| Little Soldiers | Cute little dudes; not very useful. | Strategy / Puzzle |
| LittleWing PINBALL: Monster Fair | Hey no fair! Look at the size of your monster compared to this little wing! | Arcade / Pinball |
| Lineage 7 Day Trial | Pass the Korean language of love along. | MMORPG |
| Lode Runner 2 | Don't fall in the hole! | Action |
| Loonyland | I'm mad, you're mad, we're all mad here. | Action |
| Lord of the Rings Trading Card Game | I'll trade you this nice rare gold-foil "Lord of The Pit" for that plain old ring... | Strategy |
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Usagi Yojimbo's audition for the Ninja Turtles. He must pack a wicked sidekick. |
Action |
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| Lux | The classic game of "Risk" de-luxified | Strategy |
| MacPuyo 2 | What's a "puyo"? Sounds edible. | Puzzle |
| Massive Assault | Bring the Zulu Treats. | Strategy |
| Medal of Honor : Breakthrough | Break on through to the other side... | Add On |
| Medal of Honor : Spearhead - Multiplayer | ...then go for a head shot. | Add On |
| Midnight Mansion | Hef's Glorious Grotto of the Pimp +3. | Adventure |
| Monster Hunter | Hmmm... wood stick or silver bullets? | Action |
| MTX: Mototrax | Free authentic dirt with every download! | Racing |
| Mutant Storm | Magneto finally got 'em! | Arcade |
| Myth II: Soulblighter | Your soul is mine! Wait this one's a dud. | Strategy |
| Myst IV: Revelation | Out of the fog and into the Myst. | Adventure |
| Myst V: End of Ages | Forever young. | Adventure |
| Nanosaur II: Hatchling | If dinosaurs had nanotech we'd lay eggs today. | Action |
| Native Assault | The ultimate missile defense system. | Strategy |
| Neverwinter Nights | So there man... SO there... | RPG |
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Don't forget your suntan lotion!! Oh wait... "North" is UP of "South" |
RPG / strategy |
| Orbz | Rubbery materia. | Action |
| Oni | Not your average ninja girl. | Action |
| Otto Matic | The US version of "Manuel Manual". | Action |
| Outer-Rim Pod Digger | Every quip that comes to mind is NC-17. | Strategy / Puzzle |
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Soak in some West African culture... on your l33t gaming rig. |
Puzzle |
| Pocket Tanks | Fiery shrapnel death in the palm of your hand. | Action |
| pop-pop | Competitive Arkanoid. | Action / Puzzle |
| Power Game Factory | Make Miyamoto-san proud, grasshopper. | Utility |
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A browbeating with the old-school-stick. |
Puzzle |
| QBz | What?! | Puzzle |
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You mean you don't have it yet? What are you waiting for?
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First Person Action |
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| Quake 3: Arena | Let the fragging begin! | First Person Action |
| Ragdoll Masters | Form after function indeed. | Action |
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Them terrorists are asking for it. |
First Person Action |
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| Rainbow Six: Rogue Spear | They just don't know when to quit. | First Person Action |
| Rayman 3: Hoodlum Havoc | Rayman pimp-slaps his way on uptown, fool. | Action |
| realMYST | Silence screams. | Adventure |
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It must take place in California. |
Racing |
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| Return to Castle Wolfenstein | Back in action after all these years. |
Action |
| Robin Hood: The Legend of Sherwood | Let Robin keep those PC's he steals. | Strategy |
| Rock And Roll | Can game titles be any punnier? | Action |
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Off with his head! |
Action |
| Salvo! | 'Bout time. | Strategy |
| Savage: The Battle for Newerth | Choose Wisely: Fat-Cat or Fodder. | Action / Strategy |
| Scramble | Have fun while you lose sanity! | Puzzle |
| Second Life | Tired of this one? Try ours... | Simulation |
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Lo Wang like Shadow Warrior. I kick very much ass. |
First Person Action |
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| Shogo: Mobile Armor Division | Armor for the new millennium. | First Person Action |
| Simon Extreme | Will detonate. | Puzzle |
| The Sims 2 Body Shop | If only getting hot were this easy. Gimme two! | Sim / Utility |
| SkyFighters 1945 | Back when planes didn't come with warp drives. Ha! The fools! | Flight |
| Slope Rider | Best played with an ice cube strapped to your noggin. | Sports |
| Snowball Run | See Snowball. See Snowball Run. Run Snowball Run. | Action |
| Solace | The next hour's Moment of Zen. | Strategy |
| Space Colony | The last bastion of civilization is yours to control. We're in trouble. | Sim |
| Space Tripper | Tripping balls of fire. | Arcade |
| Spider Man 2 | The Webslinger discovers the wonders of Prozac. | Action |
| Spin Crisis | Never mix those two again. | Arcade |
| Splash | Sorry, no Darryl Hannah. | Puzzle |
| Spring Sprang Sprung | Osama, Michael Jackson, and OJ. | Puzzle |
| Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds | Different galaxy, same problems. | Strategy |
| Star Wars: Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy | Ewok Hazing. | Action |
| Star Wars: Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast | Oh well... the Sith are cooler anyway. | Action |
| Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force - Single Player | They must be good. | First Person Action |
| Star Trek Voyager: Elite Force - Multiplayer | Make the others look like Extras. | First Person Action |
| Star Wars: Episode One - Pit Droids | Puzzle Madness! | Puzzle |
| Star Wars: Episode One Racer | Running over Jar Jar gives an unlockable Mr. Spock. | Racing |
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ORCS . . . . IN . . . . SPACE!! |
Strategy |
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| Stuffit Expander 6 | Can't do anything with the file you downloaded? You may need this. | Utility |
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Arkanoid version 7243.01. But hey it's fun! |
Arcade / Puzzle |
| Tank-o-Box | Can nuclear death machines get any cuter? | Action |
| Tomb Raider: Chronicles | Oh Lara, quit messing with the ancients. | Third Person Action |
| Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon | They died face down in the muck so you can get download this for free. | Tactical Action |
| Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 | The advent of fat smack-talking skater geek utopia. | Sports |
| Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4 | It's amazing what a thousand face plants will earn you. | Sports |
| Triaction | Be prepared for those impromptu Ménage à trois. | Puzzle |
| Tribal Trouble | The natives are getting restless... | Strategy |
| Tropico | We no need your stinking quasi-democracy! They may be brutal, but they honesto. | Sim |
| Total Immersion Racing | The only difference is that your girlfriend doesn't care. | Racing |
| Ultratron | More 80's than Fred Savage. | Action |
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Let's go kill some of those PC users! |
First Person Action |
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| Unreal Tournament Bonus Pack | New maps, new skins, new relics, oh my! | Add-On |
| Unreal Tournament 2004 | They went for "Unreal" after considering: "Rad", "Leet", and "Teh RoXXorz". | First Person Action |
| Vendetta Online | Dial "V" toll free. | MMORPG |
| Virtual Grand Prix 2 | Not so much Grand, but it has alot of Prix! | Racing |
| Virtual Pool | Welcome to our ool. Notice there is no "p" in it. |
Sports |
| Wakeboarding Unleashed | Another extreme sport?! Coming soon: "Tiddleywinks: To the Face!". | Sports |
| War! Age of Imperialism | What else would war bring about? Not kittens, that's for sure. | Strategy |
| WarCraft 2 | Why do you keep touching me? | Strategy |
| Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos | Because I am just RAINING the chaos beeotch. | Strategy |
| Warrior Kings | The one language all nations understand: Violence. | Strategy |
| Wing Commander: Privateer Gemini Gold | Gold? It's data on silicon. | Action |
| WingNuts | Colonel Sanders adds nicotine to his secret recipe. | Arcade |
| World of Warcraft v1.4 Honor System | A message to all noob pk'ers out there: Get a new bag. | Patch |
| World of Warcraft v1.42 to v1.5 - Battlegrounds | Cross compatibility -- the way it was meant to be... | Patch |
| World of Warcraft v1.5.1 to v1.6.0 Patch | ...certainly makes this job easier. | Patch |
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Evolved flatworms armed to the teeth. |
Action |
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| Worms Blast | Like shooting penguins in a bathtub. | Puzzle |
| X2: The Threat | Adamantium and spandex free. | Sim |
| XIII | Using letters for numbers?! No wonder the Romans went extinct. Watch it, America! | First Person Action |
| X-Plane | You reading these? Well, that answers that. |
Flight Sim |