DEFENSE	better defense!
OFFENSE	better offense!
BIG.BOYS	bigger players
CRUNCH.TIME	killer hits
PICK.CITY	easy interceptions
STICKUM	easy catches
CANNON.ARM	easy throwing
SKELETON	boneheads vs. reapers
JUICE	super speedy burst
URNOTREDE	super tough CPU
MAYHEM	more injuries
STEROIDS	longer turbo

Thanks to Revolution readers Buderfly and TANEJA!